#5924

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May 8, 2016, 10:35 a.m.

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Schwartz: My precalc class [when I was in high school] was a waste of time. I was a freshman and everyone else was either a junior or a senior. It was *awful* until everyone figured out that if they gave me milkshakes I'd tell them if their answers were right.

#5925

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May 10, 2016, 10:12 a.m.

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//Block B has period 4 Pham; the fire alarm just ended Announcement: Period 2 has been extended; period 4 has been canceled. //Celebration ensues, and Steven takes off his sweatshirt in joy

#6016

1010

Sept. 2, 2016, 9:43 p.m.

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Klein: "Wow them with your wisdom, blind them with your BS!"

#6068

1010

Oct. 20, 2016, 9:23 p.m.

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//During a meeting of BIG (Blair Engineers' Guild) in Schwartz's room on a Friday afternoon *BIG people are talking, Schwartz is helping a student* *Rose walks in* Kevin: Hey look, it's Mr. Rose! Misha: Yeah, he wanders in like that. *Rose walks over to lost and found pile and takes a jacket* Rose: Hey Schwartz, can I borrow this? Schwartz: Sure, just bring it back. *Rose puts on the jacket* Kevin: It doesn't quite fit. Rose: It's better than the medium girls' coat in my room. *Notices a different jacket and puts it on instead* Rose: Ah! Much better! Schwartz: Just to make sure, you know this is a student's coat? I'm leaving at 4:30, so can you... Rose: Don't worry, I'll give it back to you when I come back. Schwartz: So like, before 4:30? Rose: Nah, like, on Monday. *Leaves* Schwartz: *Speaking to BIG people* If that doesn't make it onto blairbash, I will be very disappointed in all of you.

#6112

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Dec. 2, 2016, 5:31 p.m.

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//Pd 7 Analysis Stein: What's his name? Beard guy-oh! Mr. Schwartz!

#6194

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Jan. 13, 2017, 2:57 p.m.

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// Pd. 6 Analysis, after a heated argument, Rose puts on Grateful Dead Rose: This is music that people that smoke pot listen to, so maybe it'll help us RELAX

#6210

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Jan. 24, 2017, 12:47 p.m.

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Schafer: Looks sort of like magnets dancing at homecoming. Class: (gets mildly offended) Schafer: No I wasn't taking about you guys. Magnet kids don't go to homecoming.

#6220

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Jan. 29, 2017, 12:23 p.m.

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Buddha: Ms. Cullen, can I go to the Nurse? // Leaves to go to Nurse with stuff // 15 min later, Buddha returns Buddha: I'm sure if I was on my dying breath, the last thing I would hear is "Do you have a pass?"

#6241

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Feb. 13, 2017, 2:14 p.m.

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//beginning of third period Discrete, when Rose just got to school Rose: So did anyone do anything exciting this weekend? Griffin: I took a nap. Rose: Nobody went to Bao Bao's goodbye party at the zoo?? Class: * confused * Rose: * lifts eyebrows of disappointment * Clearly, every single one of you needs to get your priorities straight.

#6260

1010

Feb. 24, 2017, 10:09 p.m.

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//Proving part of the power rule Rose: So what are we going to use? Class: The Binomial Theorem! Rose: Yes, the Binomial Theorem, which was taught to you guys last semester by a tall and attractive math teacher.