#5504

1010

May 29, 2015, 11:25 a.m.

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//Block A Chem Pham: You know what I teach you? Nothing!

#5544

1010

Sept. 21, 2015, 3:17 p.m.

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Schafer: (as he draws a problem on the board) Cow goes moo...just keep singing...fish says quack or something...

#5563

1010

Oct. 1, 2015, 6:50 p.m.

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//In analysis 1B with Stein, doing a diff-eq problem with fecal matter in a water tank //Mr.Hammond walks in Mr.Stein: So class, what is the variable for the fecal matter in the water. //Mr.Hammond walks out

#5586

1010

Oct. 18, 2015, 2:13 p.m.

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//Discussing Skype with Finnish students for a new MathPhys field trip Schafer: The Finns will arrange their students to stay a little after school, and you guys will come a little before school. The time difference just works out, you get a little face time, and you realize, "Oh, he's a tall white boy."

#5682

1010

Dec. 6, 2015, 5:13 p.m.

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//The Concert Band is playing for a group of pre-schoolers //The pre-schoolers walk in Several people (mostly flutes): Awww, they're adorable! Mr. Oldham: Look at me. I know they're adorable, but I'm more adorable.

#5694

1010

Dec. 14, 2015, 9:07 a.m.

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// In Giles class learning stuff Giles: See? Solving these problems isn't hard! Even Ryan Cho agrees. //Class turns to see Ryan Cho snoring in class. Giles: Alright, guys. After we finish learning math, if he's still sleeping, let's all slowly walk out of the room and turn off the light.

#5723

1010

Jan. 2, 2016, 3:51 p.m.

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//After a mostly block C physics of music presentation that consisted of about 20 people Simon: Block C 2019 is now a derogatory term.

#5730

1010

Jan. 7, 2016, 11:08 a.m.

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//Day of Blair soccer game vs. WJ in Magnet Statistics Stein: "Everyone write a probability down as the title of your homework" *everyone in class writes titles* Stein: "Jordi, what's yours?" Jordi: "What is the portability Blair soccer wins tonight? 1" *Class and Stein laugh* Stein: "OK. Jimmy what's yours?" *Jimmy laughs uncontrollably* Jimmy: "What's the probability that Jimmy scores tonight? .999" *Class laughs loudly* Stein: "Oh my god, you're the most conceited person ever." //That night Blair Soccer won, and Jimmy scored two goals, both assisted by Jordi.

#5829

1010

Feb. 23, 2016, 9:25 p.m.

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Pham: You know, Stella model very important. Back then, they use cannon. You think they have Stella model? No! Ian: I thought we were talking about trebuchets? Pham: Same thing! You understand what I'm saying?

#5874

1010

April 6, 2016, 5:35 p.m.

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//After Simon hands in unit test Giles: Simon, you do know that rounding to the nearest thousandth doesn't mean a thousand digts, right? Simon: Oh.