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#2875
1010
⚐ Report//to freshman Upperclassman: [quoting another teacher] So I could just flunk all of you... Rose: Hey, don't curse in front if freshmen. Upperclassmen: I said "flunk". Rose: Oh. Upperclassmen: [again quoting the teacher] ...but then you would all have to call me Rose.
#2876
1010
⚐ Report//Rose's student aide is grading hw for him Student Aide: How strict should I be if they forget to write their name, like should I find out who they are and then burn it in front of them?
#2898
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⚐ Report//during fire in 210s Jack P: Why are we out here? Danderson: Apparently there's a fire. Jack: Well who the hell did that? Danderson: Well let's see. First off, we were in 211, so me and Shelley aren't it. Then Schafer was considered, but he had SRPs going too, as did Pham. Jack: Could it have been Shirley? Danderson: (walks away shaking head) Student: Bet he's looking for Shirley now.
#2915
1010
⚐ Report//Giles is teaching Euler's Method for differential equations when Rose walks in //Giles is doing the whole thing out on the board. Rose: You should make a chart. Do you know how to make a chart? Giles: Yes, but I like teaching them to understand it first. Rose: It makes things so much simpler. //Giles keeps writing on board while Rose makes chart on paper Giles (to class): And that's the Euler's method. It's really annoying and we're never going to do it out like this ever again. Rose: And now you can make a chart. //class laughs Rose (pauses): Thanks, by the way. I never really understood how the Euler's Method worked. Giles: (!) You never understood how Euler's worked? Rose: Yeah. I always made a chart. It just made things simpler. Giles: ... //turns to board Giles (to class) : We're going to make a chart.
#2927
1010
⚐ ReportHMMT organizer: I have a wallet full of money for whoever solves this problem: Find a Pythagorean triple such that each number is a perfect square.
#2975
1010
⚐ ReportHinkle: Oho! C.J.'s eighteen now! You know, you're eighteen now, so there's big people's jail! And you know what's in big people's jail? There's a guy called Bubba!
#2994
1010
⚐ ReportSchafer: The problem with when you guys upload stuff to blairbash is that unless you write it down *glares at David* you're going to forget part of it. And if you're doing it from memory, you're gonna forget something the longer you wait to upload it. David: I only wrote down that one from last class!
#3075
1010
⚐ Report//Doyung moving arms like a robot Gross: What are you doing? Doyung: Pretending to be a robot. Gross: Oh that's a normal answer. What are you doing? Pretending to be a robot! //Ms. Gross begins to move arms like a robot Doyung: What are you doing? Gross: Pretending to be a teacher.
#3121
1010
⚐ Report//during Comparative Religion, a student asks a question about Christian orthodoxy Whitacre: Remember, Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're pretty much a waste.