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Dec. 15, 2009, 7:09 p.m.

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Ravilious: Into every teacher's life, a Winston must stroll

#1202

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Dec. 17, 2009, 10:19 a.m.

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//compsci pd4 Dvorsky: ...what is that? Julian: ...a labcoat..? Dvorsky [completely serious]: Oh, it looked like a giant sandwich

#1208

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Dec. 17, 2009, 12:54 p.m.

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Yifan: I have a postulate: the amount of work you're doing is inversely correlated with the amount you're talking about "doing the wuhk."

#1257

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Jan. 4, 2010, 9:48 p.m.

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//Reviewing a quiz... Whitacre: Okay, you know what, you're all stupid. Fool me once, I'm stupid, fool me twice, I'm an idiot, y'know... Student: Wait, what's the difference? Whitacre: See? You're dumb enough to ask that, you're only proving my point!

#1268

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Jan. 6, 2010, 11:08 p.m.

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Kathryn: hey ben do you have any idea how long a session of congress runs for Ben: no Ben: do i look like wikipedia? Kathryn: oh man thats a great idea thanks Ben: no seriously Ben: do i look that fat? Kathryn: honestly you could do to lose a few articles

#1301

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Jan. 12, 2010, 9:10 a.m.

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Pham: It much better to doing it with the MATLAB than with the... what you call... Student: Pencil? Pham: Yeah, pencil! It the pencil! You guy realizing that?

#1389

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Jan. 22, 2010, 7:40 a.m.

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//sees three sysops in school on a no-school day Pham: What you doing? Eric: Fixing Binx. Pham: It take that many Magnet student to fix the Bink? Why it take half my classes to fix the Bink?

#1394

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Jan. 27, 2010, 6:32 p.m.

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//Day One of Thermo Schafer: Welcome to thermo, where we'll burn stuff...and, hopefully, do some learning!

#1430

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Jan. 30, 2010, 10:56 p.m.

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Hinkle: Consumer tastes change demand. And ladies and gentlemen, I have to say, I am a coca-cola kind of guy. Student: I thought you were a beer kind of guy.

#1438

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Jan. 31, 2010, 6:16 p.m.

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Hinkle: You want to call me racist? Sorry. If I was racist, I'd be teaching where? Student: Churchill! Hinkle: Right, at the white man's school. [...] Also, if you want to call me sexist, that's already been taken care of. The report is in my file. The big man took me out to the woodshed.