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May 24, 2009, 8:39 p.m.

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"Well, step 2, you just factor the crap out of everything, basically." -- Mr. Rose

#532

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Sept. 10, 2009, 7:44 a.m.

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Mr. Pham: No need calculus teacher. Tell that to Mr. Walstein. N-Spire replace Mr. Walstein.

#537

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Sept. 15, 2009, 8:31 p.m.

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//talking about the electromagnetic spectrum Mr. Schafer: I mean, you could get hurt with infrared. If you get bombarded with infrared, you get hot. If you get bombarded with ultraviolet, you get cancer. If you get bombarded with gamma or x-ray, you get dead.

#589

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Oct. 5, 2009, 4:30 p.m.

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//looking at the "Failure is not an option." poster Eric VA: "Yeah. It's mandatory"

#591

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Oct. 6, 2009, 12:41 a.m.

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Pham: I tell you many times, but still people have some missing assignments. I'm looking at you! Student: But I don't have any missing assignments! Pham: You need to check the Edline more often. Student: Last I checked, I had a 99 in this class... Pham: Check again! Student: *Opens grade report on Pham's computer showing a 99%* Pham: *pauses* Oh, I guess it was somebody else.

#727

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Oct. 20, 2009, 7:53 p.m.

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Swaney: I hate to generalize, but I think that all Asian girls should teach handwriting.

#758

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Oct. 27, 2009, 4:09 p.m.

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Piper: Please use only pens and pencils on your test. I don't want you using body fluids.

#774

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Oct. 28, 2009, 8:32 a.m.

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Hinkle: Let me just say: when I went to Ohio State, I had to take two math courses. Ladies and gentlemen, I will be very honest with you. I'm sorry to say that I passed that class because the young lady who sat next to me had large handwriting.

#837

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Nov. 12, 2009, 9:01 a.m.

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// Lev and Gibi walk into Computational Methods carrying a big door and then sit down. Pham, yelling to class: Guys! Be quiet! Close the door!

#1102

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Dec. 8, 2009, 5:25 p.m.

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Swaney: Hilary Clinton was there. She gave a speech and then started mingling with the crowd. So, you know, I went over to her and shook her hand and solved the Middle East crisis.