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Oct. 6, 2009, 12:41 a.m.

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Pham: I tell you many times, but still people have some missing assignments. I'm looking at you! Student: But I don't have any missing assignments! Pham: You need to check the Edline more often. Student: Last I checked, I had a 99 in this class... Pham: Check again! Student: *Opens grade report on Pham's computer showing a 99%* Pham: *pauses* Oh, I guess it was somebody else.

#727

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Oct. 20, 2009, 7:53 p.m.

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Swaney: I hate to generalize, but I think that all Asian girls should teach handwriting.

#758

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Oct. 27, 2009, 4:09 p.m.

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Piper: Please use only pens and pencils on your test. I don't want you using body fluids.

#774

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Oct. 28, 2009, 8:32 a.m.

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Hinkle: Let me just say: when I went to Ohio State, I had to take two math courses. Ladies and gentlemen, I will be very honest with you. I'm sorry to say that I passed that class because the young lady who sat next to me had large handwriting.

#837

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Nov. 12, 2009, 9:01 a.m.

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// Lev and Gibi walk into Computational Methods carrying a big door and then sit down. Pham, yelling to class: Guys! Be quiet! Close the door!

#1102

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Dec. 8, 2009, 5:25 p.m.

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Swaney: Hilary Clinton was there. She gave a speech and then started mingling with the crowd. So, you know, I went over to her and shook her hand and solved the Middle East crisis.

#1179

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Dec. 15, 2009, 7:09 p.m.

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Ravilious: Into every teacher's life, a Winston must stroll

#1202

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Dec. 17, 2009, 10:19 a.m.

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//compsci pd4 Dvorsky: ...what is that? Julian: ...a labcoat..? Dvorsky [completely serious]: Oh, it looked like a giant sandwich

#1208

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Dec. 17, 2009, 12:54 p.m.

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Yifan: I have a postulate: the amount of work you're doing is inversely correlated with the amount you're talking about "doing the wuhk."

#1257

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Jan. 4, 2010, 9:48 p.m.

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//Reviewing a quiz... Whitacre: Okay, you know what, you're all stupid. Fool me once, I'm stupid, fool me twice, I'm an idiot, y'know... Student: Wait, what's the difference? Whitacre: See? You're dumb enough to ask that, you're only proving my point!