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⚐ Report// no gum (or any food) allowed in band Oldham: I think there's a better place for that gum Student: in the trash? Oldham: yea Student: ...I just swallowed it Oldham: there's a joke to be made here
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⚐ ReportRaunak: If you think about it, violas are pretty useful. They're just handheld cellos.
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⚐ ReportLeela’s dad: I have $1000 in cash, I feel like a drug dealer. Leela: My dad’s a drug dealer? Jacen: How else are you gonna pay for college?
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⚐ Report// Someone mentions Isaac Newton Student 1: Ah, yes, the apple man. Student 2: Isn’t that Steve Jobs? Kirk: I bet I could convince a freshman that Steve Jobs invented calculus.
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⚐ ReportDebbie: Mr. Schafer, you look so different with your mask off! Your face is so small!
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⚐ Report// Demonstrating an experiment Stein: Alright so we block 1000 people into different weight groups. Stein: This is America, so let's make 500 of them heavy people.