#10337

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March 23, 2022, 5:35 p.m.

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Andy: I've gotten the captains of so many clubs to come lift with me. Ace: He's Weightlifting Jesus. Caleb: We must spread the gospel of Weightlifting Jesus. //later Katz: Does that mean he'll get crucified on a bench?

#10343

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March 24, 2022, 12:33 p.m.

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// Playing Pictionary, Chris is drawing Alma: Reproduction! Andy: Sexual or asexual? Diego: Both simultaneously!

#10380

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March 30, 2022, 5:30 p.m.

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//Schwartz has students move back and forth to demonstrate the Alternating Series Test Schwartz: This is a Proof by Dance. It is the only Proof by Dance I know of in mathematics.

#10382

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March 30, 2022, 10:55 p.m.

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// Andy is doing his bio hw Schwartz: AAACGCATGCCGACCCCCTGT- // Later Schwartz: A couple of years ago, I proctored Duval's exam. Schwartz: I took a scantron and a copy of the test and I just did it, and turned it in. Schwartz: I got a 71%. *Applause from everyone around him*

#10398

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April 4, 2022, 12:19 p.m.

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Andy: Jacen's the type of guy to get senioritis in middle school.

#10421

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April 6, 2022, 1:46 p.m.

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Duval: Pokémon are not real! *Entire class in shock, anarchy ensues*

#10424

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April 6, 2022, 1:53 p.m.

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Duval: I mean, I get random pains sometimes. (to Schwartz) Do you have that yet? Schwartz: Nope! I hit my toe in a door jam the other day, and that hurts, but it has a cause.

#10460

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April 21, 2022, 10:06 p.m.

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rose trying to get us back on task: "foot on the gas foot on the gas we don't stop EVERRR till we are DEAD!"

#10470

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April 22, 2022, 1 p.m.

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Schwartz: Duval has some faith in me that I can teach biology. Schwartz: I think this is false, but we can try.

#10540

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May 6, 2022, 8:12 a.m.

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//ADSB PD2 Kyei: Raise your hand if you thought the AP NSL test was easier than AP CSA *Vast majority raises their hands* Kyei: Y'all disgust me bruh