#648

44

Oct. 12, 2009, 11:11 a.m.

⚐ Report

Whitacre: It's a shiv! Go take that to prison. Whammo, you're out. Jacob: It's called Blammo.

#661

44

Oct. 12, 2009, 8:20 p.m.

⚐ Report

Stein: Any questions on the homework? Student: Yes, number 35 please. Stein: What about it? Student: They told me to do it with a calculator, but I don't know how to. Stein: They want you to do what with a calculator? *mumbles* That sounds sort of dirty *licks his lips*

#665

44

Oct. 13, 2009, 11:09 a.m.

⚐ Report

//Mario is trying to ask a question, but Michael and others are talking Schafer: I'm sorry. I can't hear you because some people think they're more important than you. Mario: They're probably right.

#667

44

Oct. 13, 2009, 11:09 a.m.

⚐ Report

Schafer: Oh, I hate all of you so much! *pauses* I was talking to the electrons.

#683

44

Oct. 14, 2009, 7:42 p.m.

⚐ Report

Whitacre: You read those [philosophy] books, and you're just like, "What are you talking about? I would argue, but I don't know what you're saying!"

#691

44

Oct. 14, 2009, 7:50 p.m.

⚐ Report

//talking about burials of leaders Whitacre: $10,000 to put a guy in a hollow stick and bury it! Just use a baggy! You use zip lock, you're like, "I just saved $9,996, I'm going somewhere!"

#699

44

Oct. 18, 2009, 1:43 p.m.

⚐ Report

//after seeing a yo-yo "defy all laws of physics" by changing directions in midair. Alex Contreras: Hacks! There's a STRING!

#715

44

Oct. 20, 2009, 7:43 p.m.

⚐ Report

Student: Tasnia's at the nurse. Swaney: Tasnia's out smoking where?

#716

44

Oct. 20, 2009, 7:44 p.m.

⚐ Report

Swaney: I want to have at least three or four major parties in the US. The four sides of the triangle would have to coalese and -- *realizing he said triangle* I never was good at geometry.

#726

44

Oct. 20, 2009, 7:53 p.m.

⚐ Report

//Gilad says something mean to Swaney Swaney: Oh, so now that I've written your recommendations, you can pull out the rude? Gilad: You've written them already? Swaney: No... I haven't...