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Sept. 1, 2009, 9:40 p.m.

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Mr. Pham: What you call when rock fall from sky and hit Earth?

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Sept. 17, 2009, 4:01 p.m.

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Mr. Stein: Calculus is like getting preganant. No--calculus is like having a baby. Everything goes well until something goes wrong. Then you need a doctor.

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Sept. 25, 2009, 4:13 p.m.

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Hinkle: If you go to the Eastern shore and you trespass on other peoples' property -- as I did on a few of my hunts -- well, the people are not so friendly.

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Sept. 25, 2009, 4:22 p.m.

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Hinkle: In Texas, if you shoot someone on your porch, you gotta drag 'em into your house to make it legal. I read a case. Porch doesn't work, house works in Texas. Gotta wait 'till they cross the threshold.

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Oct. 1, 2009, 10:08 p.m.

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Pham: You guys waste of county money. For each magnet cost 400,000 a year. You know how much school bus cost? 300,000 for bus with no floor like in Wallops.

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Oct. 7, 2009, 7:36 a.m.

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Piper: You hear interesting things when you fall asleep on the couch and wake up at 4.

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Oct. 12, 2009, 11:06 a.m.

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Whitacre: This year, [Back to School night] is going to be a Thursday, so if I take Friday off and play my cards right, I can visit parents, then the bar, then bed.

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Oct. 12, 2009, 11:11 a.m.

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Whitacre: It's a shiv! Go take that to prison. Whammo, you're out. Jacob: It's called Blammo.

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Oct. 12, 2009, 8:20 p.m.

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Stein: Any questions on the homework? Student: Yes, number 35 please. Stein: What about it? Student: They told me to do it with a calculator, but I don't know how to. Stein: They want you to do what with a calculator? *mumbles* That sounds sort of dirty *licks his lips*

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Oct. 13, 2009, 11:09 a.m.

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//Mario is trying to ask a question, but Michael and others are talking Schafer: I'm sorry. I can't hear you because some people think they're more important than you. Mario: They're probably right.