#9562

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Dec. 8, 2021, 5:25 p.m.

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Lodal: Listen! You get to learn new vocabulary words -- to add them to your repertoire. ... Let me look it up, though, because I don't remember it either.

#9574

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Dec. 9, 2021, 4:03 p.m.

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Roberts: You could put googly eyes on anything, and I'd be all for it.

#9706

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Jan. 6, 2022, 8:53 a.m.

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//Duval has entered the room to drop off her keys. Schwartz: What type of line has a constant x value? Duval: Uhhh... vertical? Schwartz: Round of applause! Class: *applause*

#9733

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Jan. 11, 2022, 5:14 p.m.

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Lodal: Okay, guys, we are going to talk about earth science today -- whether you like it or not. //later Lodal: Do you want to learn about this other earthquake scale? //class gives various positive responses Lodal: If I were to ask that question and one of you said no, some times, I might just not tell you about it -- but today is not one of those days.

#9849

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Jan. 27, 2022, 10:03 p.m.

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Schwartz: We leave the ln(x) alone -- e-x-cellent!

#9852

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Jan. 27, 2022, 10:18 p.m.

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//Roberts increasingly annoyed about distracted and silent class "Are you good? Is everyone okay? Did I go too far into the EQ thing? Did I blow your minds?" "Look, even Bitmoji Ms. Roberts is getting mad!" "Five of you aren't doing it. What are you doing? I'm gonna walk around -- or maybe I should gallop around." "Are your brains working? Did you turn them on this morning?" "Shriyan, are you the vampire in class sucking everyone's energy away? Let's blame Shriyan!" "Shriyan's the only variable between today and last class. We weren't like this last class." "Perseverance. That's what Ms. Roberts has today. I persevered, in spite of you all being zombies."

#9873

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Jan. 31, 2022, 1:29 p.m.

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Johnny: can you see that? It's shrinking Andy: it would shrink faster if I put it in my mouth.

#9876

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Jan. 31, 2022, 4:04 p.m.

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//teaching integration technique Schwartz: You should definitely go to college and call this "swingy-swingy". Schwartz: Everyone will definitely know what you're talking about, and not think it's weird.

#9928

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Feb. 7, 2022, 4:20 p.m.

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Student: I hate integration by parts. Schwartz: That just means I need to force you to do it more. You will learn to love it! It will happen!

#9973

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Feb. 11, 2022, 12:58 p.m.

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Andy: I'm a dad at heart. Jerry: No, you're Andy. Andy: Just like Jerry's a dad at heart.