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Dec. 18, 2015, 9:40 p.m.

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//Math Phys discussing Special Relativity Vishnu: If you see something coming towards you at c...I mean, if you watch something coming towards you at c, like if you see something...agh! Arnold: What you're saying is right, it's just how you're saying it that makes it sound wrong.

#5728

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Jan. 6, 2016, 6:22 p.m.

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//Discussing teacher permission for the Math Phys field trip, which is on the first week of 2nd semester: Schafer: ...after I give you the form, you talk to as many of your 2nd semester teachers as possible...science teachers, band teachers...Stein teachers.

#5807

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Feb. 10, 2016, 10:04 p.m.

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//In Complex, talking about Abraham de Moivre and Pierre Alphonse Laurent Noah Levine: The way that French works is you say the first letter and then you don't close your mouth.

#5809

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Feb. 11, 2016, 11:09 p.m.

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Stein: Dammit, Emma! I'm trying to find a picture, and I have to go through thirty selfies of my daughter.

#5876

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April 12, 2016, 9:56 a.m.

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Klein: What's the use of half a child -- other than as a doorstop.

#5880

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April 13, 2016, 2:21 p.m.

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Whitacre: How many people are taking 2 APs? //most people raise their hands Whitacre: How about 3? 4? //progressively fewer people raise their hands Whitacre: 5? //only a few people left raising their hands Whitacre: My next number is why?

#5894

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April 18, 2016, 12:16 p.m.

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//Day before an assignment is due; Mr. Pham allows questions to be asked Justin: For question 73... Pham: Boy! What is your life?

#5914

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April 30, 2016, 7:32 p.m.

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//regarding dance troupes at UMD Junie Wu: You know what's sad, all the dance people like auditioning are black. I'm gonna be the only white person there.

#5918

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May 3, 2016, 11:37 a.m.

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////Nick had just given Simon 5 bucks to buy lunch. Simon goes to lunch line and comes back Simon: So it turns out my parents put 500 dollars into my account.

#6022

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Sept. 13, 2016, 2:23 p.m.

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Student: "Mr. Klein, how long can you hold your breath?" Klein: "Ok, that seems apropos of nothing, but, six minutes fourteen seconds." Student: "That's an unexpectedly long time." Klein: "I used to be a navy seal. Don't you read Blair Bash?"