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Oct. 20, 2014, 9:10 p.m.

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//Pd 1 Analysis 1B //Discussing limit as x--> infinity of e^x/x and e^x/(x^3), both of which are infinity Stein: Little x is on the side going "go get him!" but x^3 loses anyways. So, then little x and his brother x^3 go running home and who do they get? Class: ... Stein: Come on, guys who do they get? Someone: *indistinct* Stein: NO, NOT A GUN.

#5241

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Oct. 31, 2014, 10:12 a.m.

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Horne: I'm good at math. I didn't even need an abacus for that!

#5256

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Nov. 12, 2014, 9:39 p.m.

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//Senior walks into 1st period functions with a bag of food for Mr. Rose Rose: Ah, thanks! (turns to freshmen) I'm single by the way, so tell your parents, food is appreciated.

#5267

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Nov. 17, 2014, 5:31 p.m.

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//Talking about series in precalc c pd. 9 Rose: Now, you have to be careful when you talk about infinity. So put on your careful glasses. Shyaer: Put on your careful yarmulke! //Ben takes out a yarmulke and puts it on

#5287

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Dec. 3, 2014, 11:30 a.m.

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Mr. Pham: "You know green banana? It unripe! You break it apart, you eat it, it crunchy!"

#5312

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Dec. 11, 2014, 9:35 p.m.

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Stein: I have three sons...no wait...I have one son... Class: *giggling* Stein: But the other two sons are daughters!

#5363

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Jan. 22, 2015, 9:49 p.m.

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//After discussing the boring sheet, Applied Stat Mr. Stein: "Any questions?" Saloni: "Are there any tissues?" Mr. Stein: "There are no tissues in this room, but we do have dri-erase markers. They're all purple though."

#5386

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Feb. 12, 2015, 10:53 a.m.

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Donaldson: can you make this bigger? And without Obama eating a child

#5410

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March 10, 2015, 10:36 p.m.

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Stein: A lot of middle school boys think they're sexually active if a girl smiles at them. Right Tim? Timothy: Right!

#5462

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April 20, 2015, 9:01 p.m.

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Schafer: I am nothing if not on top of my game today. Therefore, I am nothing.