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Feb. 15, 2011, 10:35 a.m.

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Denny: The ending of this book [Lord of the Flies] is depressing.  After this, we will read less depressing books.  Well actually, Fahrenheit 451 is somewhat depressing, but the ending is happy.

#2951

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Feb. 18, 2011, 4:27 p.m.

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//Pham has prepared some hydrogen balloons and a lit candle. Student: I think there's a fire hazard here. Pham: There ALWAYS a fire hazard!

#2963

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Feb. 22, 2011, 9:50 a.m.

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Mitchell: Ow. This chair defeated me. Jack: Really? You were defeated by a chair? Mitchell: Yeah. It kicked me in the knee and then my ankle tackled me.

#2983

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Feb. 24, 2011, 10:15 a.m.

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Pham: You know Mr. Bunday? The old man with a beer?

#3004

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Feb. 28, 2011, 10:59 a.m.

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*After 5 minutes of scribbling* Paper: Virtual Mario Party Superstar Saga 64 Kart Golf DS for the WII is missing at Olympic Games with Sonic Tennis Golf Factory Hotel 2^i for MS-DOS and CD-i: Learn your ABCs Bob: That's the next Mario game

#3080

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March 14, 2011, 9:42 p.m.

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//Stein bursts into Magnet Geometry room after barely getting hit w/pie at lunch Stein: Good thing the kids have bad aim!!

#3081

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March 14, 2011, 9:44 p.m.

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//at math help w/ Rose Student: Yeah, I hate goldfish. (looks at Rose for reaction) Rose: What? Student: I just thought you might get angry that I said that! Rose: You kidding me? That just means more goldfish in this world for me!!

#3135

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March 23, 2011, 7:14 p.m.

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Schafer (answering thinking puzzle): BOOYAH! PHYSICS!  Okay, next one! //Elliot starts reading the next one Schafer: Oh man, physics!

#3154

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March 27, 2011, 2:53 p.m.

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Stein: But guess what? You can pee on that xylophone!

#3207

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April 9, 2011, 10:28 a.m.

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Stein: Your first time...didn't it feel good?