#2773

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Jan. 11, 2011, 9:42 p.m.

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//A while into 2nd period, the teacher still hasn't shown up. Student comes back from CAP office... Student: I just ran into Ms. Cullen and told her I was looking for [teacher]. Class: What'd she say? Student: She put her hand on my shoulder, gave me a really reassuring look and said, "Don't worry. I'll find her."

#2804

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Jan. 18, 2011, 4:59 p.m.

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Giles: When is this function increasing? Class: From 0. Giles: Which 0? Ashu: Negative 0. Giles: What?!?

#2829

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Jan. 24, 2011, 10:13 a.m.

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Swaney: Did you HEAR what happened? //Class starts discussing recent North/South Korean issue Swaney: All the printers stopped working! Two people being shot is nothing compared to what happened with the printers!

#2838

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Jan. 25, 2011, 3:11 p.m.

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Ms. O'Connor: They whacked the bejeezus out of the virgin mary.

#2857

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Feb. 2, 2011, 4:58 p.m.

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Stein: 'Are Physically Fit People Less Likely to Die From Cancer?' I hope not.

#2860

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Feb. 2, 2011, 5:58 p.m.

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Pham: Sixteen times one equal ABOUT SIXTEEN!

#2868

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Feb. 2, 2011, 9:24 p.m.

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//student asks why human lungs intake oxygen and let out carbon dioxide when Shirley walks in Pham: ...do you understand why you pull bag over head you die now? Shirley: (bewildered) ...??

#2889

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Feb. 8, 2011, 11:37 p.m.

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Pham: You know how they do it back then? They look at problem in the textbook, get mommy and daddy to drive you to library, look up information, drive home, open the textbook, and continue working on problem, now you guy look up number in back of book.

#2912

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Feb. 10, 2011, 6:03 p.m.

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Pham: I no tell you "you're great!", mom and dad tell you "you're great!" Whose parents tell them that? //Class replies with no's and yes's Pham: I take that back, some Asian parent like that.

#2918

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Feb. 11, 2011, 8:39 a.m.

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Rose: Okay, you guys follow? This is like math, right?