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#2327

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Oct. 8, 2010, 8:01 a.m.

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//teaching logic Rose: If anyone gets it on video that they did something special where they did not use the word "or," I will give them a point. Student: Can we get a goldfish? Rose: NO, goldfish only flow ONE way in this classroom.

This was in reference to the recently declared holiday where we could not use the word "or" for 24 hours. Instead of "Go straight or turn right at the next intersection" we should say "At the next intersection, it is not the case that you should not turn right and not go straight."

rose, geometry

#2379

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Oct. 19, 2010, 10:45 p.m.

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Ms. Roberts (in an extremely suggestive voice): Strip 'em, baby!

#2406

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Oct. 23, 2010, 3 p.m.

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Stelzner: Next year your professors will be experts in the fields they study. Write to them like they're experts! You don't have to pretend they're retarded.

#2407

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Oct. 23, 2010, 3:02 p.m.

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//student is being grilled Stelzner: Why? Student: He looked classy. Stelzner: Why? Student: He was wearing a suit. Stelzner: Just 'cause you're wearing a suit doesn't mean you're classy. Trust me. //Stelzner is wearing a suit

#2436

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Oct. 28, 2010, 9:35 p.m.

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Schafer: This is mu. Mew, not moo. Mew. If you say moo, you're a cow.

#2437

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Oct. 28, 2010, 10:13 p.m.

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//While teaching L'Hopital's Rule Stein: What is ln(x)? Well, it's actually the dark side of Infinitus's soul.

Indeterminate forms can best be understood by thinking about Captain Zero and Infinitus.

stein, infinitus

#2442

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Oct. 29, 2010, 10:24 a.m.

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Stein:... and step 8 is eat a cookie

#2484

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Nov. 5, 2010, 5:33 p.m.

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Whitacre: I don't care about them buses. Get out and walk!

#2490

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Nov. 7, 2010, 12:52 p.m.

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John Anderson: Raanan, you're like the loser version of me. Raanan: Hey, there's something we agree on!

#2552

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Nov. 16, 2010, 4:23 p.m.

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//talking about some activity in grad school Whitacre: So we'd all run around and he [the professor] would throw balls at us.  You know, he had been practicing on targets, but those don't think like people.  So we're running and all of the sudden WHAM!  Right in my face!