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Sept. 21, 2010, 4:36 p.m.

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//looking at a model of population Shirley: "...regulating the flow of babies from the cloud..."

#2171

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Sept. 21, 2010, 5:51 p.m.

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// Swaney pours generous dollop from a tall bottle into his coffee. Student: Ummm... what was that? Swaney: Vodka! I gotta get through the day *some*how!

#2201

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Sept. 26, 2010, 10:39 p.m.

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Swaney: What'll be next is the EU-ization of the world; the United States forming up with Mexico and Canada. I mean, it doesn't matter, most of the Mexicans are here anyway.

#2243

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Oct. 2, 2010, 12:54 p.m.

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Whitacre: When I your age, way back when, back in the early Zhou dynasty times...

#2273

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Oct. 4, 2010, 7:45 p.m.

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//About what makes a civilization barbaric Student: We burned witches! Whitacre: They deserved it though.

#2278

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Oct. 4, 2010, 10:19 p.m.

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Rothman: So wait, she's just lying on the ground screaming? Whitacre: Yes, it's porn. It's anthropological porn!

#2282

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Oct. 5, 2010, 5:47 a.m.

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Rose: Did you know that chewing bubble gum causes cancer, OR chewing bubble gum does not cause cancer?

#2283

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Oct. 5, 2010, 5:48 a.m.

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Rose: Have you heard the new research that says your brain is full of caterpillars, and your brain is NOT full of caterpillars?

#2295

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Oct. 6, 2010, 12:53 p.m.

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Kaluta: So back when I was a kid, I found some of this stuff, and I sniffed and went "UGH!"  Turns out it was hydrochloric acid. Templin: Yeah, and you also played with mercury.

#2316

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Oct. 7, 2010, 8:10 p.m.

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Donaldson: Tycho Brahe was the best astronomer with a metal nose.