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Oct. 4, 2010, 7:45 p.m.

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//About what makes a civilization barbaric Student: We burned witches! Whitacre: They deserved it though.

#2278

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Oct. 4, 2010, 10:19 p.m.

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Rothman: So wait, she's just lying on the ground screaming? Whitacre: Yes, it's porn. It's anthropological porn!

#2282

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Oct. 5, 2010, 5:47 a.m.

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Rose: Did you know that chewing bubble gum causes cancer, OR chewing bubble gum does not cause cancer?

#2283

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Oct. 5, 2010, 5:48 a.m.

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Rose: Have you heard the new research that says your brain is full of caterpillars, and your brain is NOT full of caterpillars?

#2295

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Oct. 6, 2010, 12:53 p.m.

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Kaluta: So back when I was a kid, I found some of this stuff, and I sniffed and went "UGH!"  Turns out it was hydrochloric acid. Templin: Yeah, and you also played with mercury.

#2316

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Oct. 7, 2010, 8:10 p.m.

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Donaldson: Tycho Brahe was the best astronomer with a metal nose.

#2327

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Oct. 8, 2010, 8:01 a.m.

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//teaching logic Rose: If anyone gets it on video that they did something special where they did not use the word "or," I will give them a point. Student: Can we get a goldfish? Rose: NO, goldfish only flow ONE way in this classroom.

#2379

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Oct. 19, 2010, 10:45 p.m.

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Ms. Roberts (in an extremely suggestive voice): Strip 'em, baby!

#2406

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Oct. 23, 2010, 3 p.m.

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Stelzner: Next year your professors will be experts in the fields they study. Write to them like they're experts! You don't have to pretend they're retarded.

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Oct. 23, 2010, 3:02 p.m.

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//student is being grilled Stelzner: Why? Student: He looked classy. Stelzner: Why? Student: He was wearing a suit. Stelzner: Just 'cause you're wearing a suit doesn't mean you're classy. Trust me. //Stelzner is wearing a suit