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Nov. 6, 2023, 4:05 p.m.

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//Jacobs going over a recent quiz Dagmawi: Can I lower the blinds? Jacobs: Yes //Dagmawi struggles to lower the blinds Jacobs, later, going to the blinds himself: I didn't realise that was a question about whether you are physically capable of lowering the blinds. Jacobs: I guess that was a pop quiz, with an extra question, and I failed it.

#12474

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Nov. 7, 2023, 12:30 p.m.

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// Continuation of Glenn's story in the previous quote "One was when Sam was 3, I was doing laundry, and I pulled it out his shorts and what was in them was best described as little strips of bacon." "Then I realized, 'oh my god, these are Earthworms I am pulling out of my dryer'." "Turns out my boy was just collecting earthworms and putting them in his pocket." "It wasn't long until Alice also started putting earthworms in her pocket."

#12501

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Nov. 10, 2023, 1:12 p.m.

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//chaotic veena anthology, november 10 "German music is.. a thing?" "I thought they listened to music in other countries" "It's like how Belgians speak french" "Imagine being German and making music in German"

#12505

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Nov. 10, 2023, 4:59 p.m.

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//chaotic rose anthology, november 10 "Let's say you're buying a house and you have a 40 page contract" "like page one, page two, the first few pages are ok" "then you get to page 4 and you start seeing dot dot dot" "and you flip through and see a picture of a chicken" "and you get to page 40 and it says 'sign here'" "if you sign it you'll probably be fine"

#12515

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Nov. 13, 2023, 3:13 p.m.

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Zeyad: [Rose] has a wife and kid and he's still so zesty

#12533

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Nov. 16, 2023, 10:19 a.m.

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Stein: I used to think that the black belt in Alabama was because it had a high African-American population. Stein: It's actually just because the soil is black and high quality. Leila: Which is why there is a high proportion of African-Americans.

#12598

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Nov. 28, 2023, 8:12 p.m.

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Michael: Don't worry, me and Shron have a collective IQ of 150, we can do this

#12600

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Nov. 29, 2023, 8:02 a.m.

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Lodal: did you call someone Carl? Mia Payson: no i said gurl Lodal: ok. somehow that's even better

#12620

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Nov. 30, 2023, 5:04 p.m.

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// talking about real numbers and dedekind cuts Rose: Oh, yeah, shit's getting real!

#12645

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Dec. 4, 2023, 3:19 p.m.

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Katie: Me when I look down *gestures with model brain* *Brain segments scatter across table* Katie: Ah crap-