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⚐ ReportStein: Montgomery county has 3 billion. Jerry Song: People? Jerry: Ohhhhhhhhh, you meant dollars!
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⚐ ReportDiego: How much nose cartilage would you have to damage to pull someone's brain out? Diego: I'm asking for no particular reason.
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⚐ ReportStein: You know how when you make smores, the graham cracker always breaks? Stein: What if when you make the smore, instead of using the graham cracker, you use the chocolate so the sandwich doesn't break?
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⚐ Report// Talking about PSAT day Otto: That's a really odd day. Glenn: But it's an even day, haha! Glenn: I'm funny, dammit! // Later Glenn: You guys look like you're a week away from being violently sick. Glenn: I have to tell you guys to come.
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⚐ ReportSeat: I don’t like when teachers say “we will be taking a test” because *I’m* not taking the test, you are!
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⚐ Report//chaotic glenn anthology, october 5 "So if you want to remember rhodophyta, I have a story about a cat I had named Rhodie, spelled like Rhode Island" "So one day I saw two pitbulls near my car, so that meant my cat was under. I grabbed a broom and chased them off" "Rhodie was fine, but the owner showed me a picture of the dog and on one hand its face was horribly mangled, completely shredded, but part of me was like 'go, Rhodie!' " "The owner of the pitbulls was like 'oh, next time you see them on your property you can shoot them' and I just didn't know how to react to that" "I have many stories from the South. One time I drove into a driveway and the owner of that house came out charging with a shotgun over his head yelling 'get off of my property!'" "So anyways, where were we? Oh right! Rhodie drew blood, rhodophyta are red!"
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⚐ ReportDelaney: you can’t make insulin and copy your entire genome at the same time Delaney: that’s the myth of multitasking