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March 6, 2011, 10:48 p.m.

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Whitacre: Who was absent yesterday and doesn't know their group?  Either ask people around you or come beg me for some friends!

#3130

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March 22, 2011, 10:18 p.m.

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Stein: The nth term test for divergence has been officially recognized by the International Institute for Acronyms as NTT. If the acronym isn't registered by the International Institute for Acronyms, but you still use it, you can face up to 2 years in prison. So be careful on the AP.

#3197

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April 6, 2011, 7:24 p.m.

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Pham: You know what happen when you stop to take rest in forest? Student: Bears!

#3321

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May 5, 2011, 10:37 p.m.

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Boettcher: No, the magic physics gnomes did not build your robot.

#3474

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July 8, 2011, 9:03 p.m.

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//Comparative Government Fall 2010, after a flurry of holidays. Claire H: Does anyone sit next to me? Mr. Swaney: Yeah! Jeremy! He's only missed one day! "Does anyone sit next to me?"?! You've been sitting next to him for a whole quarter: Claire, Jeremy--Jeremy, Claire! He's only missed one day! Claire H: Yeah... but that's this whole week!

#3998

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Feb. 25, 2012, 5:32 p.m.

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Bunday: You kids need an education!

#4343

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Dec. 10, 2012, 10:42 a.m.

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Ms. Hanak: I have kids; when you try and put something in my hand, I do not hold it.

#4346

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Dec. 12, 2012, 7:36 a.m.

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Klein: I don't want you people, especially you boys, to worry how long it is. Class: ... Klein: Not like that you freaks!

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Feb. 26, 2013, 5:26 p.m.

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//Talking about snap, crackle, and pop. Rose: Every year some kid asks me which came first: the cereal or the physics.

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Feb. 27, 2013, 12:38 p.m.

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//In Study Hall before presenting for SRP Richard: Guess who still hasn't printed out his poster? This guy! Jason: How did you still get an A in SRP? Richard: I guess I was just too high...