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Jan. 4, 2011, 4:17 p.m.

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Fillman: Ugh, I ate too much chocolate... student: Why'd you eat so much, then? Fillman: 'CAUSE I CAN!

#2865

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Feb. 2, 2011, 6:32 p.m.

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Pham: Do you have Splenda at home? Student: No... Pham: That why magnets so fat!

#2962

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Feb. 21, 2011, 7:37 p.m.

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Winston: So, are you excited for tonight? (silence and then laughter) Teacher: There's a lot of different answers to that question on a lot of different levels.

#2972

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Feb. 23, 2011, 6:18 p.m.

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PA System: All ninth graders should... Whitacre: Who cares about ninth grade! PA System: ...auditorium for the ninth grade assembly. Whitacre: Just send 'em home. They're not here for any reason.

#2992

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Feb. 24, 2011, 8:27 p.m.

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//presentations are going on in anthro Whitacre: Okay, next is [topic]...no one? Alright, those two haven't done anything yet. Point at them and laugh, they're getting zeroes. Student: But it's not our topic! Whitacre: In life, there's always someone to blame. //later on Whitacre: Okay, so where's our next group? Student: We couldn't find enough information... Whitacre: I should fail you right now! Something's always better than nothing! *motions to smack with index card*

#3040

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March 6, 2011, 10:48 p.m.

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Whitacre: Who was absent yesterday and doesn't know their group?  Either ask people around you or come beg me for some friends!

#3130

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March 22, 2011, 10:18 p.m.

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Stein: The nth term test for divergence has been officially recognized by the International Institute for Acronyms as NTT. If the acronym isn't registered by the International Institute for Acronyms, but you still use it, you can face up to 2 years in prison. So be careful on the AP.

#3197

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April 6, 2011, 7:24 p.m.

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Pham: You know what happen when you stop to take rest in forest? Student: Bears!

#3321

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May 5, 2011, 10:37 p.m.

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Boettcher: No, the magic physics gnomes did not build your robot.

#3474

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July 8, 2011, 9:03 p.m.

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//Comparative Government Fall 2010, after a flurry of holidays. Claire H: Does anyone sit next to me? Mr. Swaney: Yeah! Jeremy! He's only missed one day! "Does anyone sit next to me?"?! You've been sitting next to him for a whole quarter: Claire, Jeremy--Jeremy, Claire! He's only missed one day! Claire H: Yeah... but that's this whole week!