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Nov. 19, 2010, 10:47 p.m.

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Ian T: Did you practice your dead cat face? Cullen: Yes! I did it in the mirror. With an accent!

#2649

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Dec. 8, 2010, 10:27 p.m.

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Whitacre: I don't want to call them projects because that will make you panic, but they're projects.

#2671

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Dec. 14, 2010, 8:01 p.m.

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Freeman: Excuse me, tubercular children. Quiet!

#2698

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Dec. 20, 2010, 4:25 p.m.

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Anderson: Ah, you know what, there's a flame, I'm a moth -- BOOM.

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Dec. 21, 2010, 6:18 p.m.

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//after seeing http://rhizome.org/imagebase/article/3637/04.jpg Scott L: Oh, that's just how IE renders the Google logo.  It's been a bug for about 13 years.

#2746

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Jan. 4, 2011, 4:17 p.m.

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Fillman: Ugh, I ate too much chocolate... student: Why'd you eat so much, then? Fillman: 'CAUSE I CAN!

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Feb. 2, 2011, 6:32 p.m.

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Pham: Do you have Splenda at home? Student: No... Pham: That why magnets so fat!

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Feb. 21, 2011, 7:37 p.m.

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Winston: So, are you excited for tonight? (silence and then laughter) Teacher: There's a lot of different answers to that question on a lot of different levels.

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Feb. 23, 2011, 6:18 p.m.

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PA System: All ninth graders should... Whitacre: Who cares about ninth grade! PA System: ...auditorium for the ninth grade assembly. Whitacre: Just send 'em home. They're not here for any reason.

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Feb. 24, 2011, 8:27 p.m.

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//presentations are going on in anthro Whitacre: Okay, next is [topic]...no one? Alright, those two haven't done anything yet. Point at them and laugh, they're getting zeroes. Student: But it's not our topic! Whitacre: In life, there's always someone to blame. //later on Whitacre: Okay, so where's our next group? Student: We couldn't find enough information... Whitacre: I should fail you right now! Something's always better than nothing! *motions to smack with index card*