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Dec. 4, 2009, 8:33 a.m.

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Ms. Sloe: Oh good Dennis, you're doing your karyotype! Good boy, good boy.

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Dec. 7, 2009, 1:09 p.m.

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Whitacre: Provisional driver's license? Are you a provisional organ donor, too?

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Dec. 8, 2009, 2:34 p.m.

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Whitacre: You don't rape and pillage the manger. You leave it smoking and burning on the Christmas tree!

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Dec. 11, 2009, 2:53 p.m.

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Schafer: For those of you who are interested, Michael has volunteered to show you how to get started in study hall tomorrow. Mikey: I have? Schafer: You have! That's what you said: "It's easy!"

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Dec. 15, 2009, 2:57 p.m.

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Schafer: My trivia team's name last Tuesday night was, "Tigah, question mark. They should call him Cheetah!"

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Dec. 15, 2009, 3:37 p.m.

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Smith: If you want to learn about capital punishment, just type into the Google search engine "capital punishment Western democracies."

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Dec. 17, 2009, 12:42 p.m.

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Whitacre: Kamal, no name on here -- other than your first.

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Jan. 11, 2010, 4:42 p.m.

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Ravilious: ...but really, that's a few thousand -- okay, maybe only one thousand -- years down the line from when they realized that establishing permanent settlements...why are you playing rock paper scissors? Andrew RS: She said she was bored! [A debate about the necessity of exam review ensues] Ravilious: O ye wise people who aren't playing rock paper scissors, tell me why they chose to develop settled lifestyles.

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Jan. 14, 2010, 11:36 a.m.

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//complaining to Ms. Sisken about Dr. Smith Ms. Glick: This is absurd! Imagine if every teacher did this! I'm going to write a note to Dr. Smith.

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Jan. 20, 2010, 10:02 a.m.

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//explaining why she sent multi-colored e-mails Duval: It was late at night, and I wanted it to be pretty! "Oooh, this should be yellow!"