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March 13, 2019, 4:44 p.m.

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//judging submissions at MCPS HSF //one of the team names is "Kowalski, Analysis" William: Oh, they're named after our calculus textbook, right?

#4069

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March 26, 2012, 1:35 p.m.

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Philip: I'm an equal opportunity asshole.

#2768

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Jan. 11, 2011, 9:36 a.m.

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//Explaining exam week to the freshmen Templin: After your exams, go with your friends, or get your parents to give you a ride... If you don't have any friends... and you don't have any parents... go to the SAC and stare at other students.

#3946

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Feb. 9, 2012, 6:27 p.m.

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Pham: I am not Mr. Rose. I still have lot of hair.

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Sept. 20, 2012, 11:05 p.m.

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//Talking about his first year of college Whitacre: I went downtown every night. There were 54 bars to choose from, and I chose all of them.

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Feb. 26, 2013, 8:39 p.m.

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//Stat homework, explaining random vs. arbitrary selection; Matt shows a page that displays the numbers 1, 2, 3, 4 Matt: Sankar, pick one. Sankar: One. Matt: Why did you chose one? Sankar: You said pick one, so I picked "one". Matt: OK, pick another number. Sankar: One.

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Jan. 23, 2015, 10:52 p.m.

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//Block B, First day of Pham Chem Pham: This Montgomery County! They want to nail you to Harvard! They want to nail you to Yale! They want to nail you... to MIT! //awkward pause, students don't respond Pham: THEY WANT TO NAIL YOU!

#7867

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Jan. 17, 2019, 8:05 a.m.

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//Pd 2 sloe sophomore bio Sloe: So in hypertonic solution, the cell becomes all skinny like a hyperactive person... 6 different people at once: NOAM AVIV Sloe: well you all know who I'm talking about. Because I don't. //later Sloe: You gotta know'em to know Noam

#7873

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Jan. 17, 2019, 6:56 p.m.

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//marine bio presentation Loann: They're the chondr-- the chon-- //Duval is eating and talks in a muffled voice Duval: Chondrichthyes. Sorry, my mouth is full. Loann: Chondr-- sorry, my mouth is full.

#9476

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Dec. 2, 2021, 9:43 a.m.

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in adsa, talking about the urinal rule in mens bathrooms kyei: "diego wants to be a supervillian. diego literally wants to be a supervillian. i already know what diego would do. if there was 3 open urinals, diego would literally choose the middle one."