#2232

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Sept. 29, 2010, 7:47 p.m.

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(Freshman functions, Rose is trying to learn names) Rose: Let me get my Indians sorted out first.

#397

7078

June 2, 2009, 12:05 p.m.

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Shirley: Is that our class? Schafer: Yes Schafer: Ask me another quesion and I'll respond in another language Shirley: Hmm... Okay... What's your name? No, wait- Schafer: Je m'appelle Mister Schafer. Shirley: Okay... What year is it? Schafer: Que es de dos mil nueve. Shirley: Hmm... How many picometers in a kilometer? Schafer: Okay, Italian. [Italian-sounding gibberish] Shirley: What's that in English? Schafer: Go f*** yourself

#1106

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Dec. 8, 2009, 11:25 p.m.

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Pham: You know why Stein son go CAP? Cause sexy CAP girl! Magnet girl got nothing on CAP girl! Alex Conteras, he got CAP girlfriend...

#4241

5359

Oct. 9, 2012, 5:26 p.m.

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//Giles is subbing for Duval Giles: Before we start the movie, I just want to make fun of the fact that M-E misspelled her name on the homework from today.

#1027

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Dec. 3, 2009, 2:48 p.m.

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//Kamal is reading Swokowski instead of listening to Mr. Whitacre //Whitacre walks up behind Kamal and steals his textbook Whitacre: Do you need this? //Whitacre walks to the window, opens it up, and holds the book out the window Kamal: I'd rather see you drop it out the window. //after about a minute of back-and-forth Whitacre: What book is this, anyways? Kamal: It's a math book. Ben: Multivariable calculus! Whitacre: Yeah, it's gotta go. //Whitacre drops the book out the window //everyone runs to the window to see //meanwhile, Kamal runs outside to retrieve his textbook Steven: Next goes the stool! //Steven starts putting the stool out the window, but Whitacre closes the window //Kamal gets his textbook, but he's locked out of the building //Whitacre asks another student to let Kamal in Whitacre (opening back up the window): We're sending rescue! (to the class) He can do math, but he can't get back into the building. Kamal (upon returning): That was roughly the coolest thing ever!

#3063

4044

March 11, 2011, 4:05 p.m.

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Fillman: All right, who's presenting next? How about your group? Bob (to Billings): I TOLD YOU NOT TO MAKE EYE CONTACT

#7945

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Feb. 14, 2019, 3:04 p.m.

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Anson: The third line is also a reference to Jesus, as Khalifa writes "Juicy J"

#8062

3537

March 29, 2019, 1:32 p.m.

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//7th pd PTSD Justin: Mr. Ostrander said that if I listened to the podcasts he would get me into any college I wanted and I got rejected from all my top tier schools!

#8253

3537

June 13, 2019, 6:09 p.m.

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//Rose's email on Canvas: "TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK"

#8294

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Sept. 18, 2019, 8:40 a.m.

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Sloe about agarose powder: Don’t spill it, it’s expensive. Think of it as cocaine.