#13643

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Oct. 3, 2025, 12:43 p.m.

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Someone: "I'm doing very important work. I'm finding the latency of a touchscreen on a smartphone" Schafer: "Well you'll be finding the latency of a pouch on your phone soon"

#8581

3541

April 8, 2020, 2:22 p.m.

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//AoA zoom Hallisey: I've unmuted you //Her screen is all blue and we're all muted

#9075

162184

March 29, 2021, 12:05 a.m.

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elephant guy: elephant elephant elephant

#8086

3642

April 5, 2019, 11:31 a.m.

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//talking about sat day Rose: we're going to have 40 people in this room Bracklinn: you could take out the desks and hang people from the ceiling Rose: It's moments like these when I realize that you are a weird kid.

#595

2731

Oct. 7, 2009, 8:06 a.m.

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//Mr. Pham is wearing a BRIGHT YELLOW SpongeBob SquarePants t-shirt Jacob: Nice shirt, Mr. Pham. Mr. Pham: What wrong with it? It better than nerdy shirt you guys wear! Jacob: You don't like my math competition shirt? Mr. Pham: It too nerdy! //later that period, in the lab Mr. Pham: What shirt look better? Student: Mr. Pham's! Mr. Pham (to Jacob): You lose! Mrs. Dvorsky: I like Jacob's better. I would actually wear it.

#4375

2731

Jan. 4, 2013, 6:53 p.m.

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Klein: If you make a threat, you have to be willing to carry it out. Student: What if you carry it out without making it? Mike: Then you're Pham.

#7415

2731

April 17, 2018, 12:09 p.m.

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//block b pham, talking about effusion/diffusion Pham: If you leave a helium balloon out overnight, next morning it's all deflated and on the floor! Bracklinn: just like my hopes and dreams Pham: for what guy? *after everyone stops laughing* Pham: You know, I couldn't say that to everyone. Some might call it harassment or something.

#7501

2731

May 23, 2018, 6:42 p.m.

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//in block b chem Student: My brain hurts Pham: No, your brain don't hurt until I get this out... //pham takes out a mallet

#7792

2731

Dec. 6, 2018, 7:54 a.m.

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Lodal: Don't trip on the cords. Especially not the passive-aggressive Arthur cord where he puts it high enough that you can't step over it.

#8056

2731

March 28, 2019, 10:33 a.m.

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Hart: You ever see those Finnish names, where there's 7 K's in a row, but it's pronounced "Sam"?