#8283

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Sept. 13, 2019, 10:18 a.m.

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//Pd 3 Genetics, talking about dwarfism Noam: So if you get two little a's there's no whole affair where the baby dies, right? Sloe: Put it this way, you....wait.....your girlfriend won't even know she's pregnant

#8517

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Feb. 23, 2020, 10:05 p.m.

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Sloe: *gestures at handout* How is this printed? *gestures at student* Is it fucked up for you guys too？

#8620

2325

Sept. 25, 2020, 1:45 p.m.

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//logic zoom class Rose: One of you co-hosts mute Michio. Rose: He is in a one minute penalty box.

#9641

2325

Dec. 16, 2021, 3:52 p.m.

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// Pd. 6 Freshman Physics Schafer: Now I’m going to demonstrate an explosion. It’s not very loud or exciting. But still, this is probably the only explosion you’ve seen at school today, and the coolest part of your day.

#11295

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Dec. 9, 2022, 9:47 a.m.

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Victor, to Stein: Aren't you retiring soon? // entire class explodes Victor, trying to cover his ass: Well, wait, I meant you're old, so you would want to retire soon Stein: he's just digging a hole for himself. just digging. Carlos: Mr. Stein, I think you're looking dashing for your age.

#13643

2325

Oct. 3, 2025, 12:43 p.m.

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Someone: "I'm doing very important work. I'm finding the latency of a touchscreen on a smartphone" Schafer: "Well you'll be finding the latency of a pouch on your phone soon"

#8581

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April 8, 2020, 2:22 p.m.

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//AoA zoom Hallisey: I've unmuted you //Her screen is all blue and we're all muted

#9075

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March 29, 2021, 12:05 a.m.

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elephant guy: elephant elephant elephant

#8086

3642

April 5, 2019, 11:31 a.m.

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//talking about sat day Rose: we're going to have 40 people in this room Bracklinn: you could take out the desks and hang people from the ceiling Rose: It's moments like these when I realize that you are a weird kid.

#595

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Oct. 7, 2009, 8:06 a.m.

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//Mr. Pham is wearing a BRIGHT YELLOW SpongeBob SquarePants t-shirt Jacob: Nice shirt, Mr. Pham. Mr. Pham: What wrong with it? It better than nerdy shirt you guys wear! Jacob: You don't like my math competition shirt? Mr. Pham: It too nerdy! //later that period, in the lab Mr. Pham: What shirt look better? Student: Mr. Pham's! Mr. Pham (to Jacob): You lose! Mrs. Dvorsky: I like Jacob's better. I would actually wear it.