#4148

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May 21, 2012, 7:57 p.m.

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//In POE just after class started Raanan: Jacob, did you get a haircut? Jacob: NO. I dyed part of my hair invisible.

#4271

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Oct. 22, 2012, 9:35 p.m.

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Klein: So a couple students were asking me about the origin of the term pep rally, and after some research I figured it out. See, it comes from the word pepper, and peppers contain capsaicin, which really hurts when you put it in your eye. So it came from the idea that pep rallies are about as enjoyable as putting capsaicin in your eye.

#4299

2325

Nov. 12, 2012, 4:30 p.m.

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Clay: This morning I received tragic news...Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez broke up! Can we all have a moment of silence?

#7538

2325

June 12, 2018, 12:52 p.m.

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Wensen: There are two types of people in this world. People that are my friends, and people that are in the way.

#7909

2325

Feb. 5, 2019, 8:31 a.m.

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//regarding the superbowl Gonzalez: I wasn't -whelmed. I always am trying to be -whelmed, and I like to be overwhelmed, but this time I was just un-whelmed.

#8283

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Sept. 13, 2019, 10:18 a.m.

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//Pd 3 Genetics, talking about dwarfism Noam: So if you get two little a's there's no whole affair where the baby dies, right? Sloe: Put it this way, you....wait.....your girlfriend won't even know she's pregnant

#8517

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Feb. 23, 2020, 10:05 p.m.

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Sloe: *gestures at handout* How is this printed? *gestures at student* Is it fucked up for you guys too？

#8620

2325

Sept. 25, 2020, 1:45 p.m.

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//logic zoom class Rose: One of you co-hosts mute Michio. Rose: He is in a one minute penalty box.

#9641

2325

Dec. 16, 2021, 3:52 p.m.

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// Pd. 6 Freshman Physics Schafer: Now I’m going to demonstrate an explosion. It’s not very loud or exciting. But still, this is probably the only explosion you’ve seen at school today, and the coolest part of your day.

#11295

2325

Dec. 9, 2022, 9:47 a.m.

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Victor, to Stein: Aren't you retiring soon? // entire class explodes Victor, trying to cover his ass: Well, wait, I meant you're old, so you would want to retire soon Stein: he's just digging a hole for himself. just digging. Carlos: Mr. Stein, I think you're looking dashing for your age.