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March 20, 2019, 9:50 a.m.

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//ADSB Gonzalez: Someone give me a class Colin: Chicken! Colin: It extends Egg, or does Egg extend Chicken?

#8089

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April 8, 2019, 9:12 a.m.

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//about social conformity Smrek: I saw a student of mine in the hall wearing two different socks, who would willingly do that? Johnny: I usually just wear one sock

#8264

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Sept. 3, 2019, 5:44 p.m.

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Stein: 1, 2, 4, 5 Stein: These represent the IQ's of my- I mean the number of cousins my students have

#13639

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Sept. 22, 2025, 11:20 a.m.

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//Chaotic Rose Anthology 19.09.2025 "When the teacher starts talking before the bell rings, that's how you know things are serious." "I'm just going to keep using violence because it's fun." "I have a plan and the plan will succeed because I say so." "Usually I lose battles with my students." "It's like I have two Rakshays, which is one too many at least." "Before my wife and I got married, she wanted to have a Christmas tree, but I'm Jewish, so I don't do that. The compromise we came to is that she could have her Christmas tree and I'd get a Satan statue for balance, but all the Satan statues are ugly and I don't want them in my house, so I got an Aristotle statue instead."

#5744

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Jan. 22, 2016, 3:52 p.m.

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Steven: Ugh 9th grade girls are so annoying. //He leans over to get something from his backpack. Carl: Hey, you aren't that bad. //Steven starts to agree then bolts upright

#8406

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Nov. 27, 2019, 6:33 p.m.

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//AP World 9th Period Seat: I'm happy to tell you guys that these unit test multiple choice scores were much better than the last ones. Seat: The class average was an 85% *Thunderous applause from class*

#5497

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May 24, 2015, 9:53 p.m.

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// Spanish, talking about the environment Teacher: ...and what if everyone picked up a piece of trash off the ground? Dilhan: Then Guang would be off the ground.

#1077

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Dec. 8, 2009, 9:03 a.m.

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Pham: Speak Indian! Rajan: That's not a language! Pham: Fine, whatever. Speak Hindu! Rajan: That's a religion... Pham: AHHH Hindi Hindi Hindi

#1495

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Feb. 14, 2010, 10:26 p.m.

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Mario: Hey Jordan, did you know that you're named after the country Jordan? Jordan: Well, I'm not named after Jordan, I just have the same name as the country that's all. // as Mario is walking away Jordan: You're named after a PLUMBER!!!

#1825

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April 26, 2010, 7:29 a.m.

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Templin: Pham called me last night...I didn't understand what he was saying...I couldn't tell the words that were coming out of his mouth...he said something about cover for me...he isn't here today so...