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May 22, 2019, 6:06 p.m.

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//Eli trying to convince Kaz that he does useful things Eli: I can draw a Big Chungus in 20 seconds! Isn't that useful? Haydn: That straddles the line between useful and useless things. Eli: *hairflip* See? It S T R A D D L E S the L I N E!

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March 13, 2020, 12:08 p.m.

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Lidz: discrete math is better than curing cancer.

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Sept. 4, 2020, 11:51 a.m.

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// before 9th pd ess started, Kirk dropped in to say hi Kirk: I'm holed up in New Jersey right now, so this is my temporary classroom. But wait! *changes background to a picture of his classroom at home* Now I'm at home! Class: *laughter* Kirk: And that's not all! *reaches up to shelf hidden by zoom background and pulls out a Charmander plushie* Now I have two Charmanders! Class: *loses it*

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Dec. 10, 2021, 1:27 p.m.

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// A group was doing jetpunk during Mr. Kyei's breakfast club and Armand yelled out "Virgin Islands" as a potential answer Isak: Virgin Islands, isn't that where you're from Armand? Diego: Yeah, he lived there until he was 13 when he slept with your mom, at which point he moved here.

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Feb. 17, 2022, 7:58 a.m.

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Kyei: come to breakfast club tomorrow, it's black history month Kyei: I'm a black teacher, so if you don't come, you're racist Kyei: if you're not racist I'll see you tomorrow, if you are racist I'll see you on Monday

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June 15, 2022, 4:49 p.m.

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Mr. Rose: It is NOT morbin' time!!!

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Sept. 19, 2022, 12:23 p.m.

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//Quizbowl Novice Tournament at JHU. The Blair team sees Albert, a Blair alum Krish: So Albert, do you go to Johns Hopkins? Albert: No, I'm just volunteering. I go to the Krieger School of Arts and Sciences Raun: Oh! Where's that? Albert: Johns Hopkins University!

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April 12, 2023, 8:25 a.m.

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Schafer: I have two small children at home. Schafer: They are becoming less small. Children tend to do that.

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April 30, 2024, 7:56 p.m.

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Rose, in a Canvas announcement (all in bold): Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies

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Feb. 25, 2019, 3:08 p.m.

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//9th AP NSL Cirincione Cirincione: if you were enumerating the faults of your significant other, you might say: they didn't get you anything for Valentine's day, they never tell you how pretty you are today, they keep calling you by the name of their previous significant other, and they're a terrible person.