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June 15, 2022, 4:49 p.m.

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Mr. Rose: It is NOT morbin' time!!!

#10836

2123

Sept. 19, 2022, 12:23 p.m.

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//Quizbowl Novice Tournament at JHU. The Blair team sees Albert, a Blair alum Krish: So Albert, do you go to Johns Hopkins? Albert: No, I'm just volunteering. I go to the Krieger School of Arts and Sciences Raun: Oh! Where's that? Albert: Johns Hopkins University!

#11736

2123

April 12, 2023, 8:25 a.m.

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Schafer: I have two small children at home. Schafer: They are becoming less small. Children tend to do that.

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April 30, 2024, 7:56 p.m.

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Rose, in a Canvas announcement (all in bold): Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies

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Feb. 25, 2019, 3:08 p.m.

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//9th AP NSL Cirincione Cirincione: if you were enumerating the faults of your significant other, you might say: they didn't get you anything for Valentine's day, they never tell you how pretty you are today, they keep calling you by the name of their previous significant other, and they're a terrible person.

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June 6, 2011, 5:35 p.m.

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Pham: I will come and rip your head off....wait, no I won't because then blood get on the floor and the janitor will get angry at me.

#4227

2428

Oct. 3, 2012, 6:51 p.m.

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Eric: Aren't you a little old to watch Phineas and Ferb? Mike: Yes. Yes, I am.

#4362

2428

Dec. 19, 2012, 11:34 a.m.

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Alan: Afghanistan is like a Java program that won't compile. Avikar: And anybody who tries to debug it dies.

#7614

2428

Sept. 26, 2018, 10:40 a.m.

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//Pd 3 Stat Stein: So when I was telling my first wife... Stein: She's my only wife, so she gets mad when I call her that Class: ...

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2428

March 7, 2019, 12:24 a.m.

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//Discrete Math Rose: What's a good kid-friendly movie? //No one answers for a few seconds Shiv: Home alone? Rose: Apocalypse Now