#9083

1921

April 8, 2021, 1:56 p.m.

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Piper: Sometimes when you write something, you think you wrote it correctly but you actually didn't Piper: And of course you understand it, but other people might not Piper: Like if I were to write, "As a child, my dad was an Army officer," I'm trying to say my dad was an Army officer when I was little Piper: But to other people it looks like I'm saying my dad was a general when he was seven

#9505

1921

Dec. 3, 2021, 11:37 a.m.

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// Pd. 6 Freshman Physics. Schafer is introducing energy. Schafer: Now, I know that this might be a strange analogy, but we can think of the amount of energy in a system as the amount of pain it can cause. *Takes out bowling ball and approaches Michael*

#9666

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Dec. 20, 2021, 2:49 p.m.

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// pd 9 Rao Diego: Does it count as waterboarding if it's diesel?

#9691

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Dec. 22, 2021, 3:18 p.m.

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Lodal: Guys, let me take attendance here real quick. And then we will do ... absolutely nothing.

#9865

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Jan. 31, 2022, 8:07 a.m.

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Kyei: wait, there's no school tomorrow? What the heck? Students: it's a professional day Kyei: but the quarter just started! Students: I think it's *really* for Chinese new year Kyei: ...oh yeahhhhh, I DO celebrate Chinese New year!...

#10642

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May 31, 2022, 5:42 p.m.

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Schwartz: So here we have a tank of some liquid. Class: Hydrochloric acid! Schwartz: What? Oh, this is a different kind of tank problem. We're trying to drain the tank here. Hadar: But what about the magical Stevens and Isaiahs? Schwartz: Oh. They'll be drained out too.

#11907

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May 30, 2023, 8:37 a.m.

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Smolen: Ohio could literally sink into the ground and no one would care

#12579

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Nov. 27, 2023, 12:12 p.m.

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lodal: thats so w rizz

#12599

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Nov. 28, 2023, 8:34 p.m.

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Schafer: get out of my classrom no cap

#13373

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May 15, 2024, 1:07 p.m.

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Sahu: Maybe I should go be a professional pickleball player, that'd be a good idea.