#5477

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April 30, 2015, 11:01 p.m.

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//Two masses and two springs problem Schwartz: What shall be call the first mass? Student 1: Mass 1! Student 2: Bob! Schwartz: (Points to Students) Ok, Your mom! //students are laughing and confused Student: How did you hear "your mom?" Student 2: I said Bob Student 1: I said mass 1 Schwartz: Oh, I probably combined those two and got "Your mom" //We then named the other mass "Sid" //So the rest of the springs and masses discussion contained quotes like: Schwartz: What is the mass of your mom? ... Schwartz: So we've got Sid attached to a spring attached to your mom attached to the wall with a spring! ... Schwartz: In what direction is the force experienced by your mom? ... Schwartz: When Sid is going in the positive direction, your mom wants to pull Sid back! //And of course, after the discussion, when Schwartz is erasing: Schwartz: We don't need your mom anymore!

#5650

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Nov. 19, 2015, 6:05 p.m.

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//Mr. Street happily goes off-topic and talks about how many students smoked cigarettes when he was in junior high Katheryn: Mr. Street, do you want a cigarette? Well you don't need one because you're already smoking hot! Street: Aww thanks, that really touches my heart.

#6637

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Sept. 22, 2017, 4:58 p.m.

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//Rose is subbing for Schwartz. He's explaining how to graph functions. Rose: Evan has some *important business* to take care of at midnight. //class laughs Rose: So Vivian sneaks into his room at night while he's sleeping.

#7657

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Oct. 17, 2018, 8:05 a.m.

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Sloe: In genetics, you get to keep your babies. Or, if you want, you can donate them to me and I’ll try to keep them alive in a fish tank.

#7836

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Jan. 4, 2019, 4:13 p.m.

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//After Rose reads from Logicomix for 20 minutes //Rose walks across the room, looking at clock Rose: How much time did we waste? Dana: Zero! Rose: Good answer.

#8297

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Sept. 19, 2019, 1:24 p.m.

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//7th period Logic Rose: Let’s start with a beautiful quote from the big boy himself: Aristotle

#8324

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Oct. 3, 2019, 8:06 a.m.

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Student: When I was born my cat had to go on antidepressants.

#8661

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Oct. 16, 2020, 1:47 p.m.

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Rose: Your ideal pool party might involve running, glass bottles, knives, and dogs.

#8835

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Dec. 15, 2020, 2:31 p.m.

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//On a powerpoint about chess Rose: Someone should teach a class on game theory at Blair. Rose: Who should do it? Me, but I don't know anything about the topic.

#9022

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Feb. 23, 2021, 10:02 a.m.

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Lodal: I never get 100% participation. Lodal: I assume it's because some people *die* during the class -- and then their necromancer parents raise them from the dead after class.