#13634

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Sept. 19, 2025, 7:56 a.m.

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Rose: If yoy give real compasses to 8th graders, they will literally kill each other by stabbing each other with sharp pointy things.

#2366

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Oct. 15, 2010, 1:14 p.m.

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Viju: Yo momma so fat, when you input her weight, you get a stack overflow error! Random Person: Yo momma so fat, when you use her as a parameter for a loop, you get an infinite loop! Vincent: Yo momma so fat, that's why they call it eclipse!

#953

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Nov. 24, 2009, 3:19 p.m.

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stein: i like eli's way better its faster eli: *whispers* thats what she said

#8053

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March 27, 2019, 10:29 p.m.

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Stav: This really considered my lobster Jonah: This really contemplated my crustacean William: This really assessed my arthropod Kaz: This really pondered my decapod Brian: This really whatted my fuck

#7912

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Feb. 5, 2019, 9:04 a.m.

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//Duval is visiting Sloe pd 2 bio, and Sloe is asking the names of all the people who moved from Duval to Sloe for second semester Duval: That's Michio. You can call him Meech. Michio: No you can't... Duval: I should just tell you fake nicknames for everyone in here. It will totally go over really well.

#1509

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Feb. 18, 2010, 8:03 p.m.

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//while prospective eighth graders are shadowing current students Pham: Hey you! 8th gradah! You know how to rounding numbah? 8th grader: ... ... ..... ....... Pham: Okay. Moving on.

#5634

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Nov. 11, 2015, 5:11 p.m.

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Roberts: Grazioso. To be played gracefully. How can you have grace? Ryan: Be Steven Qu.

#7253

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Feb. 21, 2018, 8:31 p.m.

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Laura: ... I've been busy doing something every weekend for the last month. Horne: Doing what? Laura: Uh, stuff. Horne: Guys is Laura a spy or something? Shwetha: No she's just embarrassed about her recent endeavor. Laura: I am? Horne: What endeavor? Shwetha: Girls Go CyberStart Laura: Wait I'm not embarrassed about that! Shwetha: You should be.

#8146

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May 3, 2019, 8:36 a.m.

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//Period 2 Sports Stat Stein: Lily Kirsch, when did you get here? Lily: A while ago. Stein: People just appear, it's so annoying! I mean, I'm glad you're here.

#8318

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Sept. 27, 2019, 9:09 a.m.

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//Pd. 3 Genetics Sloe: Did anyone see Nancy Pelosi the other day? She looks like she’s had a facelift or something. She looks so good! It’s not fair.