#10889

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Sept. 28, 2022, 3:34 p.m.

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//pd 9 fot Solomon: Apoptosis, necrosis, lysis… does “sis” just mean “death”? Katie: All those words mean death because of their prefixes. Like, what about genesis? Solomon: But that’s related to death. Katie: How? Solomon: Because when you’re born, you have to die.

#11427

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Jan. 17, 2023, 10:40 a.m.

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Sahu, in a croaky frog voice: Oh my go-o-o-oddd… Replit… why do you suuuuckk

#11648

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March 8, 2023, 9:47 a.m.

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//Discussing WiFi Safety Schafer: Now, for the skeptics among us... Sean: Among Us? Class: *laughter* Schafer: I'm sorry. I didn't mean to be sus.

#11907

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May 30, 2023, 8:37 a.m.

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Smolen: Ohio could literally sink into the ground and no one would care

#12310

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Oct. 13, 2023, 12:53 p.m.

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Gugan: Due in 7 days more like do in 7 days

#13483

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Oct. 8, 2024, 12:26 p.m.

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Rose: I’m a God.

#13508

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Nov. 21, 2024, 12:21 p.m.

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Eric Yang: Even the clumsiest person to walk this earth couldn't drop this [cow flashlight]. I've dropped many things in my life and I've never dropped it. Eric: I even once dropped myself as a baby. That's why I'm like this.

#13634

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Sept. 19, 2025, 7:56 a.m.

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Rose: If yoy give real compasses to 8th graders, they will literally kill each other by stabbing each other with sharp pointy things.

#2366

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Oct. 15, 2010, 1:14 p.m.

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Viju: Yo momma so fat, when you input her weight, you get a stack overflow error! Random Person: Yo momma so fat, when you use her as a parameter for a loop, you get an infinite loop! Vincent: Yo momma so fat, that's why they call it eclipse!

#953

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Nov. 24, 2009, 3:19 p.m.

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stein: i like eli's way better its faster eli: *whispers* thats what she said