#11196

1517

Nov. 17, 2022, 9:49 p.m.

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Smolen: It's a compromise! Smolen: You get a little of what you want and you get a little of what I want. Smolen: Who's happy at the end? Nobody!

#11365

1517

Jan. 3, 2023, 1:35 p.m.

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Rose: Say you’re going to- let’s keep it simple- Italy. So you’re walking around, and you don’t know Italian, and you go to a grocery store, and hold up a tomato, and you’re like, “what’s this.” And they’re like, uhh, yknow, it’s called… Rose: Rose: …Gregory.

#13568

1517

March 12, 2025, 8:45 a.m.

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Tyler He: what's failure? Gaffney: What's failure? Gaffney: Would you like me to write your test so you can find out on Friday?

#284

1721

May 21, 2009, 9:42 p.m.

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Mr. Demma: Electron microscopes... they just suck. I mean it's like throwing rocks at an indigenous tribe and then trying to observe them.

#4291

1721

Nov. 8, 2012, 12:22 p.m.

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//In 3rd period Bryan Chung: I'm so tired, I got no sleep last class.

#4753

1721

Feb. 14, 2014, 12:21 a.m.

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//Over Gmail, somewhat altered Raphael: No, Daniel, you're wrong. You can't prove anything by stating a tautology. Daniel: Your mother is a tautology! Raphael: That's another logical fallacy, Daniel. Ad hominem: Attacking the person instead of his argument. Daniel: I'm attacking your mom, not you! It should be called Ad mominem!

#9032

1721

March 1, 2021, 1:25 p.m.

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Max Frissell: The institution of marrige is kinda sus

#9313

1721

Nov. 10, 2021, 2:40 p.m.

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Rose: *in a high-pitched voice* I want some beeaaanns! I want some beeeeeeeaaaans!

#9628

1721

Dec. 15, 2021, 8:31 a.m.

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Mr. Kyei: I know where you live. I know your mom’s phone number.

#9640

1721

Dec. 16, 2021, 3:48 p.m.

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// Pd. 6 Freshman Physics, Schafer is talking about momentum and impulse Schafer: If Michael is walking down the street and a horse kicks him, after giving the horse a carrot for being a good horse— Michael: wait how is it a good horse? Schafer: All horses are good.