#13578

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March 21, 2025, 9:11 p.m.

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//spanish class, learning vocab derek: when am I ever gonna use yuxtapocisión? oliver: I know right, you can say the same thing with like, 5 less letters.

#7596

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Sept. 17, 2018, 9:51 p.m.

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//9th Period AI, discussing the meaning of intelligence Piper: How about this? What's not intelligent? *People look at Robert* Robert: Don't look at me!

#8147

1824

May 3, 2019, 9:42 a.m.

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Vincent: The grind never starts.

#8271

1824

Sept. 6, 2019, 10:55 a.m.

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Cirincione: If you're a closet Comic Sans fan, it's okay.

#8334

1824

Oct. 9, 2019, 6 p.m.

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//9th period Schwartz, talking about the Arts festival thing on Thursday Schwartz: There are three things in life that are inevitable: death, taxes, and 9th period.

#3836

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Dec. 6, 2011, 5:37 p.m.

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//During Physics Team, Viju holds up a magnet Viju: Everyone, what is this? Class: A magnet. //Viju holds up a different kind of magnet Viju: What is this? Class: A magnet. Hakan: We're all magnets! Viju: Yeah, but you aren't attractive.

#1036

1418

Dec. 4, 2009, 1:48 a.m.

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Student: Is true this museum has the largest human scrotum ever? Bosse: Well, it's the biggest I've seen.

#2818

1418

Jan. 18, 2011, 5:05 p.m.

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Random Jewish student: Mr. Giles, those alpha symbols look like Jesus fish. I’m offended. Giles: Umm… (The next class, when reviewing last night’s homework) Giles: So, if SIN^2(Star of David) + COS^2(Star of David) = 1, then…wow. It’s really hard to say “Star of David” after every function in trig identities.

#3087

1418

March 15, 2011, 9:20 p.m.

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Bob: I'm f***ed. Thomas: On a scale of one to f***ed, how f***ed are you? Bob: e^f***ed

#4132

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May 8, 2012, 4:09 p.m.

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//In Lang, Adam shows Ms. Gross a picture of shirtless Mark Twain that he had taken for a joke Gross: Oh my GOD. Adam: Stunning, right? Gross: Yeah... I dunno if I can sleep tonight. At least you know he was rich now though. Adam: What? Gross: Hairy chest equals rich man. //Hailey is staring questioningly at this conversation Gross: What? It's true. Look at you. Barechested and broke. //Gross looks down her shirt Gross: LOOK AT MY BROKE ASS! No chest hair! Although I see some money coming in the near future... I've had a long day guys.