#11889

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May 23, 2023, 5:54 p.m.

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Jonathan: The freshman population will spike because the natural predators have been removed.

#12150

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Sept. 19, 2023, 10:45 a.m.

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Jonathan: it’s like Mormons, they just keep reproducing… with no real point.

#12172

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Sept. 20, 2023, 6:58 p.m.

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On talk like a pirate day Schwartz: If Captain Hammond comes in, ye have me' permission to ball up paper and throw it at him! > Later, Dylan is about to throw a paper ball at Will Schwartz, in a normal voice: No, don't throw it at Will, you only have my permission to throw it at teachers. > Dylan turns to throw the paper ball at Schwartz

#12479

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Nov. 8, 2023, 11:52 a.m.

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Reading the umbreon copypasta Ziyad: No it's not. It's vaporeon. I tested it💯💯💯💯 -Some time later - Ziyad: I never tested it. I never said that. Ziyad: Flareon is the best though.

#12523

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Nov. 15, 2023, 8:36 a.m.

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Doris: Mr. Sahu do you have a wife/girlfriend? Sahu: did you just assume my ORIENTATION! Doris: nononononon. ok do you have a partner? Sahu: ... Sahu: no. no i don't...

#12547

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Nov. 17, 2023, 1:02 p.m.

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Ethan Liu: what is your Chinese name Yongle: ...

#12560

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Nov. 20, 2023, 11:02 a.m.

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//Person gives out honor roll awards Person: I have a few awards Sahu: for me!? Person: no, for [Student 1], and [Student 2] Sahu: they're both not here Sahu: you should give them awards for skipping school or something Sahu: you know merge sort? Person: no. //Person leaves

#12701

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Dec. 11, 2023, 1:31 p.m.

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//Sahu takes someone's phone Sahu: *looks at phone* i hope you lose this game Class: oOOooOOooOOoooOOOOoOOoOoOOOooOOOOoOOooOoooOooOOOOooOoOOOOooooOOooOOOOOoOOoOOOOOOOoOOOOoOooo

#13305

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April 16, 2024, 2:46 p.m.

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Rose: Did you guys know there's no school Monday. It's like a fake day Sai: A faux day Rose: yeah you're gonna have a video assignment Natalie: womp womp Rose: womp womp is right!

#13339

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April 26, 2024, 7:45 a.m.

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Jason Yao: What is Armenia? Jason Yao: Like I know what it is functionally but what is it? Jason Yao: No but like the country is th- no fuck you