#7470

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May 4, 2018, 4:59 p.m.

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Schwartz: "Life is pain, highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something." One student: What's that from? * Entire class shouts out at him that it's from the Princess Bride, Schwartz's favorite movie * Schwartz: I can feel his letter grade dropping.

#7809

1216

Dec. 13, 2018, 1:41 p.m.

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Mr. Gonzalez: Let's put real butts in real seats

#8207

1216

June 4, 2019, 9:48 a.m.

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//pd 4 analysis 1a Rose: This is the goofiest class period. That was supposed to be a 10 second aside.

#8269

1216

Sept. 5, 2019, 8:17 a.m.

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//Lunch, student 1 is arm-wrestling with himself //his left hand wins Student 2: Why is your left hand stronger?

#8286

1216

Sept. 16, 2019, 9:34 a.m.

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//Sujay pulls Schulman along on a dolly through the hallway //Passes some seniors Sam: Ladies. //Rolls off into the distance

#8393

1216

Nov. 18, 2019, 2:21 p.m.

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Stein: Alex Dong! Stein: Go take a walk if you have to Stein: You've got to stay woke

#8684

1216

Oct. 23, 2020, 12:45 p.m.

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Kaluta: We have one answer... that is incorrect. I'm not going to say who it is. *cough cough* Henry!

#9460

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Nov. 30, 2021, 5:29 p.m.

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Lodal: Please actually do the assignment. And don't just build swords -- and build robots. Like, you can do that too -- but do the assignment first.

#9652

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Dec. 17, 2021, 2:52 p.m.

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Sudhish: WHAT? YOU NEED THREE BODY PARAGRAPHS? *viciously pounds desk 3 times* // Some students go to help Sudhish out Rao: I think Sudhish can figure this out himself.

#10076

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Feb. 24, 2022, 2:25 p.m.

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// logistic growth, Schwartz uses telling a secret as an example Hadar: Unrelated question, what is the secret? Schwartz: I can’t tell everyone, the k value would be too high. Hadar: I lost The Game! Schwartz: I lost! Class:(ripples of I lost The game)