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Sept. 21, 2023, 4:44 p.m.

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Gugan: I will attack your mom from the south. Chorus: GUGAN NOOOOO!!!!!

#12559

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Nov. 20, 2023, 10:58 a.m.

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Sahu: that's the most poetic shit i've ever heard in my life

#12596

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Nov. 28, 2023, 5:38 p.m.

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Kian: how did [Meghna's mom] know my birthday? Meghna: it's because she's weirdly obsessed with smart people Lodal: that is really weird

#13330

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April 24, 2024, 10:38 a.m.

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Stein: "Surprisingly, I wasn't around in 1910."

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Jan. 8, 2026, 1:49 p.m.

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Ashwin: There should be an underground market for Health assignments.

#444

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June 19, 2009, 9:32 p.m.

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//Hammond's first-ever Gtalk chat Hammond: AsI'm being climbed on by a 35 year old...veyr hard to type. :-) Jacob: 35? Hammond: 3.5 Hammond: hard to type... :[)

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May 18, 2010, 8:46 p.m.

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Richard: There's this place that sells crabs. The deluxe kind are guaranteed not to go away for two weeks! Lizzy: How exciting, Richard Xixi: You know, most people get crabs from public restrooms. Lizzy: OH! I thought you were talking about the kind you eat! Henok: Well, you could eat them...

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March 28, 2011, 10:10 p.m.

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Theresa: I got waitlisted from Rice today... I'm kind of disappointed but now I'm just nervous for other college letters. Theresa: The end of this week will be stressful, but luckily I turn 18 tomorrow. I can deal with it better because I can buy cold medicine and tobacco and porn now!

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Jan. 7, 2013, 6:14 p.m.

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//In Analysis 1A, Cathy is trying to get Matthew's attention from across the room Cathy: Hey Matthew, I need your help. Matthew! Turn around! MATTHEW! What does it take to get someone to turn around? BOZO! Matthew: *finally turns around* Huh?

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March 12, 2014, 7:38 p.m.

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//Pham in Block B Freshman Chemistry, lecturing about students' futures Pham: What is American dream? American dream is driving Mercedes in the morning, BMW in afternoon and Ferrari in evening. Why? Mercedes in the morning to meet with clients, BMW for lunch, and Ferarri at night to pick up girls!