#1110

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Dec. 9, 2009, 10:11 a.m.

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Hinkle: Yesterday in one of my on-level classes, I had some kid who didn't turn in his homework. So I asked him, 'hey, why didn't you do this?' He looked me straight in the eye and said, 'I'm Hispanic. I don't do homework.' I was like, 'ooo-kay. That's all fine, then.' Didn't realize it's a cultural thing.

#1332

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Jan. 15, 2010, 8:44 a.m.

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Mikey: Will it be graded 90 an A, 80 a B... Schafer: It will be graded however I want. Mikey: So not according to MCPS? Schafer: What have we ever done in this class that adheres to MCPS policy? Jacob: MCPS wait time! Shirley: Equitable practices! Schafer: Yes, I treat you all the same way. Lousy. Anand: We raise our hands! Schafer: *Sometimes* we raise our hands. Good peer relationship-building activities. On the pyramid of good teaching activities, that's the foundation. I swear to god, they have a pyramid! [...] You know what's at the top of the pyramid? Advanced instructional techniques. The last thing they expect you to do. That's the irony.

#1520

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Feb. 22, 2010, 4:44 p.m.

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//some students are tossing a ball during class Hinkle: Yo, shh! Are we having balls problems? Student: There's only one ball. Hinkle: So you only got one ball, and you're playing with it [...] and so are all the other guys at your table.

#1943

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May 23, 2010, 2 p.m.

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Freshman: Who cares about fish? No one cares about fish. Theresa: *slaps him across the face with squeaky rubber salmon* Freshman: Okay, that was epic!

#2184

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Sept. 23, 2010, 6:37 p.m.

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Shirley: This is a terrible eraser. It's a sock.

#2416

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Oct. 26, 2010, 2:15 p.m.

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Student: can I go downstairs to see the brown people? //Brown university was visiting

#2574

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Nov. 18, 2010, 2:17 p.m.

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Pham: Then, using the information to model the rate of accending of a diver in term of the deepth. -Mod/Sim assignment on edline

#2636

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Dec. 3, 2010, 5:30 p.m.

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// In AP NSL, Grossman's class. Marcus walks in randomly... Marcus: Hey Mr. Grossman. I think I left my basketball in here. Have you seen it? Grossman: I don't remember you having a basketball. You can look around, though. Viju: Wait Marcus, is it Jacky's? Marcus: No, it's Samir's. Samir (at other end of the room): Wait, what? I didn't bring my ball today! Marcus: Oh. *walks out*

#2822

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Jan. 19, 2011, 5:58 p.m.

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//Geometry final review Mag-Geoers: Mr. Rose, you could have graded our test instead of these (pre-calc). Rose: Yeah, and I already finished the grade book for 4 out of 5 classes. Isn't it great? Rose: It's like I have 5 children and 1 of them just does drugs and gets into jail, you just give up on him.

#3254

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April 18, 2011, 6:54 p.m.

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//On the bus, where everyone's really tired. Kat's acting a little high. Adam: Kat, how much weed is too much? Kathryn: ...NO MUCH! ... ... wait. wait no. Adam: ...yeah okay she's high.