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#5305

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Dec. 10, 2014, 5:06 p.m.

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Joon: Fine, you can have TWO dumplings. Donghyeon (taking 3 dumplings): 0...1...2. Joon: It's not an array of dumplings! You don't count from zero! //Donghyeon walks off with the three dumplings

#8563

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March 12, 2020, 1:49 p.m.

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*Elia walks in a couple of minutes late to SRP* Bosse: YOU HAVE TO UPDATE YOUR RESUME

intentionally paralleling quote #8558 because the exact same thing happened in 4th period SRP - Elia and Lillian are the regional exploravision winners

exploravision, elia, bosse, srp, elia safir

#348

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May 25, 2009, 5:49 p.m.

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Josh Snyder: "You know what I just realized? I am simply a bag of meat and liquid, sitting in another bag with 4 other bags of meat and liquid talking and laughing about nothing basically" *long, awkward pause* Mandeep Bedi: "Your MOM is a bag of meat and liquid!"

#2820

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Jan. 18, 2011, 5:05 p.m.

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Giles: Richard supposedly failed the unit circle quiz over and over again on PURPOSE until I gave it out on yellow paper. For Asian pride.

#7720

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Nov. 12, 2018, 12:27 p.m.

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//discussing demographics in 9th apnsl //there's a chart with 4 age categories: under 16, 16-44, 45-64, and 65 or older Cirincione: Can you be more specific: How do you define middle aged? Alex: Like, 16-44 Cirincione: WHAT

#13693

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Dec. 9, 2025, 12:44 p.m.

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Eric Shi: All Chinese people have squinty eyes. Actually, Northern ones aren't as squinty.

#875

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Nov. 18, 2009, 2:23 p.m.

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//nathan is playing with a bouncy ball in the classroom// nawabi: do not play balls in the classroom nathan: then can i go to the r and e lab? nawabi: no you may not jack: can i go? nawabi: yes you may nathan (sarcastically): what? that's so racist nawabi: yes it is //nathan walks out of the room// nawabi: be back by 3 oclock

#26

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May 21, 2009, 8:54 p.m.

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Yeah everyone kind of got a 100 except for when they got stuff wrong ~Mr. Rose on grades

#398

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June 2, 2009, 12:22 p.m.

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PA: Today will be the last advisory of the year... Ben: You know what the best advice I got in advisory all year was? "That's a good hand, you should go nil."

#754

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Oct. 26, 2009, 3:52 p.m.

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Rose: What middle school did you go to? Student: Wood. Rose: Wood? Where's that? Student: Rockville. Rose: Hm.. What does that feed into? Student: Rockville.

Rose on the first day of school.

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