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March 14, 2023, 1:14 p.m.

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Stein: Uriel, are you interested in becoming a fish farmer? Uriel: No... Stein: Who here is interested in fish farming? //Nikki tentatively raises her hand but no one else Stein: Nikki is interested in fish farming, and I can see why. Stein, to Uriel: I don't see why you aren't. It's very lucrative and you get to spend time with fish! Uriel: Then why aren't you a fish farmer, Mr. Stein? Stein: I only found out about it later in life. Uriel: It's never too late. Stein: Well, I'm retiring in four years. Maybe then I'll become a fish farmer.

#11933

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June 5, 2023, 12:49 p.m.

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//English 6th period Goldberg Highsmith: Do you prefer the text or the audiobook? Leul: I prefer the audiobook because I don't want to burn calories reading. Annika: What the f**k? You can burn calories while reading?? Highsmith: Annika! Watch your language!

#12020

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Aug. 30, 2023, 10:42 a.m.

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// Dr. Delaney talking about how he accidentally injected himself with mouse bone marrow Delaney: So now I am allergic to mice but I can also smell mice from far away. Sudhish: So you're mouse man!

#12060

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Sept. 6, 2023, 12:39 p.m.

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Sahu: If I punch you in the face, you would remember it tomorrow, you would probably remember it ten years from now Sahu: Unless you get alzheimer's, then you won't remember

#12075

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Sept. 7, 2023, 4:19 p.m.

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//theory of Forms: real things crudely partake in the Forms of their category in an alternate world Will Klees: So you're telling me that Plato invented object-oriented programming.

#12109

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Sept. 13, 2023, 8:50 a.m.

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Linda: This is how you prepare baked Sarah. Jacobs: I hope you mean baked as in cookies and not baked as in...

#12129

68

Sept. 15, 2023, 9:13 a.m.

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Jacobs: What do you think of when you I say Apollo? Michael Wang: The moon landing? Gus: It was fake! Jerry Song: God, I would like to report a glitch.

#12143

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Sept. 18, 2023, 7:52 a.m.

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Stein: Sarah, are you doing alright? *Sarah gives thumbs up* Stein: The bin is not a hat, the bin is for your phones. Stein: I see that Elliot needs to put his phone in the bin. *Everyone frantically puts their phone in pocket/backpack*

#12378

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Oct. 23, 2023, 6:54 a.m.

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Lucas: I'm selling my morals for skyblock coins. Lucas: Wait, I don't have any morals!

#12636

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Dec. 4, 2023, 8:51 a.m.

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Daphne: magnet people don't sleep Grace: that's not true. don't perpetuate stereotypes