#10865

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Sept. 22, 2022, 12:52 p.m.

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*weird smell in Hinkle's room* Nolawi: smells like a dead rat in here Hinkle: Nah, more like a mouse

#11026

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Oct. 21, 2022, 1:53 p.m.

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Andy: The Geneva convention is like "don't throw your prisoners of war into a meat grinder". Jerry Song: If "prisoners of war" means analysis homework, then yeah I do that.

#11059

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Oct. 27, 2022, 3 p.m.

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// Someone wrote the “??? Profit” meme Schwartz: Someone forgot the question marks. Schwartz: You’re not supposed to know where profit comes from!

#11199

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Nov. 18, 2022, 11:55 a.m.

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//Robotics Raun: I went to Farmland Elementary for a year in third grade. Travis: Is that some sort of agricultural school?

#11208

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Nov. 21, 2022, 3:11 p.m.

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Schwartz: Glitter gets everywhere. Once you are contaminated with glitter, you can't remove it. Schwartz: If I receive a card with glitter, I'll open it outside my house, and read it, and put it away outside my house. Andy: Let's all send Schwartz glitter cards! Schwartz: No. Andy: Glitter cards with spiders in them. Schwartz: Definitely no!

#11306

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Dec. 12, 2022, 12:03 a.m.

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Zachary Parsia: Expired condoms are useful...for making babies

#11332

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Dec. 19, 2022, 10:55 a.m.

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Andy: I won't make up Blairbash quotes of you out of the goodness of my heart. Zachary: You should embrace absurdism. Zachary: Life has no meaning. Zachary: Do whatever you want.

#11370

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Jan. 3, 2023, 5:22 p.m.

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Bramble: I'm going to do a scientifically inaccurate poll, which is my favourite kind.

#11459

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Jan. 24, 2023, 10:24 a.m.

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// Talking about schedule changes Erik: I don’t wanna take study hall for 4th next semester, took it last year and it was boring as hell. Erik: Didn’t even do shit in that class.

#11614

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Feb. 27, 2023, 2:56 p.m.

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Faye: What better way is there than incest?