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Feb. 14, 2014, 12:39 a.m.

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//Over Facebook Andy: Hey do you happen to have any snapbacks that I could borrow for tomorrow? Raphael: Nope, you're asking a person of the wrong race. Andy: LOL

#7567

1220

Sept. 5, 2018, 3:04 p.m.

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Pham: You guys are so skinny! Pham: You need to eat 10 big macs every day!

#7857

1220

Jan. 10, 2019, 6:02 p.m.

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Student 1: It's pretty windy in here... must be because a higher body temperature raises the overall temperature in the area and causes an air pressure differential leading to the formation of wind as the atmosphere tries to equalize the pressures. Student 2: Was that supposed to be a pick-up line? //Translation: You're hot

#8275

1220

Sept. 10, 2019, 4:26 p.m.

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Debkanya: They were like “you could do opioids, but we need someone to do cocaine,” so that’s what I did.

#10466

1220

April 22, 2022, 10:24 a.m.

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Isak: 50% of the magnet plays Genshin impact. Isak: This is why we need to bring back bullying.

#12470

1220

Nov. 6, 2023, 3:10 p.m.

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Sahu: Nahom LePookie Bear

#376

68

May 31, 2009, 12:58 p.m.

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Mr. Heidler: We call them Mr. Fisters!

#438

68

June 11, 2009, 5:16 p.m.

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Teacher: Quizmaster over here got a five out of fourty on our last quiz. Student: Hey, at least you know I didn't cheat.

#501

68

July 23, 2009, 8:59 p.m.

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Alex Contreras: You only need two tools in life - WD40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.

#505

68

Sept. 3, 2009, 2:48 p.m.

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Wylie (types): SELECT * FROM YOUR_MOM Jacob: That would work if your mom were a table.