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June 14, 2023, 9:48 a.m.

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// Doing E/U proof in diffeq Schwartz: Someone give me a source of food for ants! Andy: A corpse! Schwartz: Ok... *draws a body, with one eye marked with an "X"* Schwartz: So you can only see one eye because it's on its side. Andy: What if it's a cyclops corpse? Schwartz: Sure, let's go with a cyclops corpse. Schwartz: Is it cyclops corpse or corpse of a cyclops?

#12089

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Sept. 9, 2023, 6:19 p.m.

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// Skyler mentions the 3 math periods Charlotte: Wait there's a 6th period math class? Charlotte: my counselor lied to me! // later Charlotte: my second semester schedule is a train wreck

#12275

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Oct. 9, 2023, 11:21 a.m.

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// Delaney is reading his microscope measurement questions Delaney: “James (my son) draws a sperm 75 mm long” Ash, from the back: —should I put them on the table? Delaney: sperm? Ash: …microscopes Delaney: oh no we don’t need those. Delaney: or sperm.

#12740

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Dec. 15, 2023, 11:49 a.m.

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Will: Give me a funny 4-letter word. Marxer: Seven. Will: ... Will: I'm BlairBashing that.

#12790

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Dec. 21, 2023, 9:05 a.m.

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// Through phone call Andrew Zhao: Andy Ying, Eric Yang has something to say to you. Eric: I do not. Andrew: Approve that blairbash quote of me that you said yesterday.

#12926

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Jan. 30, 2024, 4:40 p.m.

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Andy: Oedipus, the OG motherfucker

#13070

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Feb. 15, 2024, 10:03 a.m.

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Esther: Mr. Sahu, are your shoelaces untied? [...] Sahu: I just walk around with my shoelaces untied.

#13156

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March 5, 2024, 12:20 p.m.

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Anon: We should make every married couple at Blair fight!

#13166

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March 7, 2024, 2:09 p.m.

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CAP kid: You know what we call you guys? CAP kid: NERDS!

#13730

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Feb. 26, 2026, 2:35 p.m.

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Emay: Margaux is gonna kill you! Cirincione: No killing, guys.