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June 3, 2010, 2:07 p.m.

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Eric VA: I fuck with people more than people give me credit for.

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Oct. 29, 2010, 4:51 p.m.

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SC photographer: We're doing an article on couples, can we get your guys' picture? //Shelley flicks him off, he leaves for a bit SC photographer (back, now with camera raised): Are you sure?  It would be quick! Shelley & Danderson: NO! //Danderson gets umbrella out of backpack and tries to smack him

#2942

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Feb. 17, 2011, 3:57 p.m.

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Pham: Mister Piper will pass out the schedules next week.

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March 9, 2011, 8:10 p.m.

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Teacher: You want me to tell you a story? I'll tell you a story. A sex story? [Does creepy tongue-waving grin]

#3409

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May 24, 2011, 3:50 p.m.

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//John is talking on the phone to Michael John: Thank you very much, I do have balls and I do have brains.

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Oct. 13, 2011, 8:08 p.m.

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//Ife is handing out cookies Ms. Gross: What's with all the cookie distribution? Evan: Is that like, the integral of e to the negative cookie squared over two?

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Oct. 17, 2011, 8:52 p.m.

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Schafer: ..So it's like if you drop a soap bar in the shower and it slides due to little friction. Student: Don't drop the soap bar! //Class laughs Schafer: Yes.. don't drop the soap bar. Then you'd get a soapy floor.

#3690

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Oct. 19, 2011, 4:33 p.m.

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Francis: So you were going to kill me, then she turned me into a doughnut??

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Feb. 14, 2013, 2:18 p.m.

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Po: You're so basic, your pH is 14.

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Feb. 18, 2014, 12:20 p.m.

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// R/E, Ben needs to measure a piece of wood Ben: I need either a ruler or someone who's really good at eyeballing. Ankit: Oh, I can help! Ben: Never mind, I need a ruler.