#10026

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Feb. 18, 2022, 12:18 p.m.

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6th period 9th grade comp sci Mrs.Blasko solving a problem on the board Jing-Ray (out of nowhere): "Either you're a really bad teacher or we're all stupid."

#10035

713

Feb. 19, 2022, 4:37 p.m.

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// Duval is hovering over Andy during the glycolysis and fermentation quiz Andy: I feel so judged right now. Duval (moving away): Is it fine if I judge you from a distance? Andy: ...Sure? Duval: Andy, now is the time to cry! // The next class period Duval: Andy is accusing me of trying to make him cry!

#10346

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March 24, 2022, 1:36 p.m.

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//Jerry Song presented his L'Hôpital project Schwartz: Any questions? //no one raises hand Schwartz: Someone make up a question. Jerry: Andy, you probably have a question. Andy: Did I ask? Jerry: No, you didn't ask.

#11542

713

Feb. 9, 2023, 3:11 p.m.

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// Heating up BaSO4 precipitate in achem Jerry Song: It's turning from black to white. Andy: So just like Michael Jackson.

#12887

713

Jan. 24, 2024, 8:28 a.m.

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//Nikhita is drawing hearts on Amber's paper and crossing them out Nikhita: I've given up on romance Evelyn Evelyn: You guys are literally 16

#13345

713

April 30, 2024, 9:38 a.m.

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// Bow placement Smolen: Get to the tip!!!! The tip! Smolen: You're 4 inches away from the tip!

#292

59

May 21, 2009, 10:20 p.m.

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Huzzah! Duct tape fixes everything! Including backpacks and identity crises!

#418

59

June 4, 2009, 6:56 p.m.

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Khoa: I'm not short, I'm travel sized!

#818

59

Nov. 8, 2009, 12:44 a.m.

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Jacob: Guess what the number one non-search engine referrer to mbhs.edu is? Joseph: It would be funny if it were a porn site. Jacob: It is! Joseph: I totally called that one.

#1627

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March 10, 2010, 6:36 p.m.

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//At the 2010 WWII Interdisciplinary... Parent: So, you've seen an American veteran who fought in Normandy, a soldier in the Russian cavalry, and many other veterans. So, I say we give a round of applause to the ones who are here with us tonight. Crowd: *applause* Parent: [turns to veteran next to him and says something in Russian, probably thank you or something] //Veteran nods as parent talks, then... Veteran: Sir, I have no idea what you just said.