#8927

612

Jan. 22, 2021, 2:01 p.m.

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Kaluta: Even this beautiful cup of tea -- *stops to sip tea* -- has gone cold now.

#9333

612

Nov. 11, 2021, 9:57 p.m.

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mr rose: “ok 10 second break” mr rose 2 sec later: “ok so-“

#9942

612

Feb. 9, 2022, 10:06 a.m.

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// Student walks into class 15 minutes late with a bag of chips Subayi: Food is not allowed in this classroom. Student: I'll be back. *walks out*

#10350

612

March 25, 2022, 12:36 p.m.

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Andy: How is a stick of gum like a gun? Jerry Song: They both get people into sticky situations. *Andy opens Blairbash* Jerry: No. Nooooooooooooo! // Later Jerry: I've gone through all 5 stages of grief in one Blairbash quote. Jerry: Noooo! I should have waited until you were done typing.

#10625

612

May 27, 2022, 4:07 p.m.

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//various people talk about CAP Duval: I have some people in CAP in my classes. Katz: That's cap!

#11012

612

Oct. 19, 2022, 2:23 p.m.

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//p8 DA Sid: So there's regular giant rat, but there's also diseased giant rat Sid: Y'know, different flavors of rat

#11050

612

Oct. 26, 2022, 7:47 p.m.

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John: *says hi to a guy by nodding* The Guy: You’re the first latino I have ever seen saying hi like that! John: I’m Filipino

#4321

917

Nov. 21, 2012, 2:17 p.m.

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Mr. Grossman: A cell phone is not a leash. A leash is a leash.

#8206

917

June 4, 2019, 8:42 a.m.

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//2nd period Sloe, sophomore bio Max: Who hurt you, Inspirobot?

#9243

917

Oct. 28, 2021, 11:03 p.m.

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Lodal: You guys are just farming me for blairbash quotes, right? Lodal: You know you can just make stuff up, right? Lodal: Especially if it's funny Lodal: If for some reason you come up with a funny thought and do not want it to be attributed to you, I would be happy to take credit for it