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Nov. 17, 2009, 4 p.m.

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//Ms. Piper is reviewing a graph in STELLA Piper: So this is the graph of people admitted to the emergency room. Charlie: Shouldn't it be a bunch of points as opposed to a smooth line? I mean, you can't have half a person. Evan: Maybe it's an ER in Cambodia.

#3148

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March 25, 2011, 3:03 p.m.

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Evan: You owe me five bucks. Viju: My ass! Evan: Well, that too.

#3684

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Oct. 17, 2011, 4:33 p.m.

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Angela: Nola, you have to stand up for yourself. You can't always get pregnant!

#4639

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Nov. 4, 2013, 12:59 p.m.

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Vijay: I weigh 41kg! Brian Ko: That's about how much Korean girl celebrities weigh. Vijay: I weigh as much as Korean girls! Dream accomplished!

#5356

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Jan. 13, 2015, 8:20 p.m.

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// After the Fowler final Ramu: Algorithms and Data Structures final? What's that? I only remember taking a Recursion final today.

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Feb. 17, 2018, 9:01 p.m.

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Mr. Street is lecturing about Simple Machines. Mr. Street: "And what's another one?" Mr. Kaluta, trying to give a hint: "What do you use to kill a vampire?" Nicole: "Garlic?"

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Jan. 22, 2021, 2:01 p.m.

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Kaluta: Even this beautiful cup of tea -- *stops to sip tea* -- has gone cold now.

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Nov. 11, 2021, 9:57 p.m.

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mr rose: “ok 10 second break” mr rose 2 sec later: “ok so-“

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Feb. 9, 2022, 10:06 a.m.

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// Student walks into class 15 minutes late with a bag of chips Subayi: Food is not allowed in this classroom. Student: I'll be back. *walks out*

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March 25, 2022, 12:36 p.m.

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Andy: How is a stick of gum like a gun? Jerry Song: They both get people into sticky situations. *Andy opens Blairbash* Jerry: No. Nooooooooooooo! // Later Jerry: I've gone through all 5 stages of grief in one Blairbash quote. Jerry: Noooo! I should have waited until you were done typing.