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Feb. 15, 2024, 2:54 p.m.

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Uriel: Where's my woman singing in Italian?

#13081

35

Feb. 15, 2024, 4:02 p.m.

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//limit as z approaches 0 of z/conj(z) = (x + yi)/(x - yi) Stephen, abruptly noticing the issue: OH NO! Schwartz: Soon, you all will regret your life decisions, as Stephen is doing already.

#13098

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Feb. 20, 2024, 9:58 a.m.

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// Magnet Bio Skit Tony Song: You can be the cytoplasm Tony: we can put stuff in you

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April 23, 2024, 9:17 a.m.

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Ziyad: Have you ever tried impregnating ducks? It's pretty cool Ziyad: NO! I meant unicorns

#13335

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April 24, 2024, 2:20 p.m.

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Jerry Song: How do people use a straw? Jerry: No seriously. // Jerry proceeds to mime sucking from a straw

#13678

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Nov. 20, 2025, 8:22 p.m.

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// helping ziyad with physics hw ziyad is emailing jacobs with his frustrations ziyad: I'm actually gonna get railed on monday

#7793

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Dec. 6, 2018, 8:03 a.m.

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Lodal: If you walk faster than someone else, you're better than them.

#956

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Nov. 24, 2009, 7:05 p.m.

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*In ceramics class Neel: If you don't get it, you don't get it. Lisa: GEICO!!! Neel: Noooo. The Washington Post! *Lisa laughs and smacks the table. Lisa: OH CRAP, MY TEAPOT!

#1752

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April 8, 2010, 7:43 a.m.

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//freshman R&E and robotics elective are sharing the lab Freshman 1: What's your name? Freshman 2: What's your name? Jacob: I don't have a name. Freshman 3: He's Jacob Hurwitz. Freshmen 1 and 2 (in unison): YOU'RE JACOB HURWITZ? Freshman 1: I thought Jacob Hurwitz was someone else! The kid with the glasses and... //Jacob looks puzzled Freshman 3: You're some legendary figure. Everybody knows you, but nobody's seen you.

#2522

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Nov. 12, 2010, 10:17 a.m.

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EVA: Remember, remember, the 5th of November... Danderson: As an excuse to set off barrels of gunpowder underneath Congress? EVA: Sure, that sounds fun, yup yup! Danderson: It would be more productive than anything they normally do...