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Dec. 14, 2023, 7:54 a.m.

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Andy Ying: you look like every other asian kid ever

#12814

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Jan. 4, 2024, 8:09 a.m.

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Jacobs: It is December 23rd, what does that mean? Gus: It means he just started winter break in MCPS.

#12831

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Jan. 5, 2024, 2:36 p.m.

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Marxer: I don't like your mark, sir (Marxer) Sai: I'm gonna sigh (Sai) on that one.

#12896

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Jan. 25, 2024, 11:56 a.m.

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// talking about Sisyphus Beatrice: If you want to get that sisussy, you'll be disappointed, because he's CISyphus and therefore his sisussy does not exist

#13008

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Feb. 8, 2024, 1:01 p.m.

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//James has cauliflower ear Oliver: is it called that because it tastes like cauliflower? James: No it's because it looks like cauliflower! Oliver: Have you tasted it?

#13014

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Feb. 8, 2024, 4:01 p.m.

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Smrek: As a child, I had an imaginary sister. Smrek: I also had a real sister, but I didn't like her.

#13019

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Feb. 9, 2024, 10:23 a.m.

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Glenn: Why is wisconsin funny? //later Glenn: Ever chew on those cheese curds that go EER EER EER EER EER EER? Glenn: that's a thing in Wisconsin Sai: Wiscansin. Glenn: Wiscansin.

#13042

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Feb. 12, 2024, 1:09 p.m.

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Mrs. Stelzner: Senate advise and? Oliver: DESTROY? Stelzner: CONSENT! Senate advise and destroy? What?

#13057

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Feb. 14, 2024, 12:59 p.m.

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Jerry Lu: Happy birthday Reed! *pause* Jerry: That just exhausted my entire social battery today.

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Feb. 15, 2024, 10:22 a.m.

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Glenn: I can still tell embarrassing Alice stories Glenn: So she went home and told me that she asked Bernard to be her valentine Glenn: I've never heard of this Bernard character. Glenn: So later she told her dad that. Glenn: And her dad was like, maybe we can talk to Bernard's parents and have a playdate Glenn: because she's nine, and playdates are still a thing Glenn: Then she said, it wouldn't be a play date, it'd be a real date. Glenn: she's a hoo