#4346

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Dec. 12, 2012, 7:36 a.m.

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Klein: I don't want you people, especially you boys, to worry how long it is. Class: ... Klein: Not like that you freaks!

#4455

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Feb. 26, 2013, 5:26 p.m.

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//Talking about snap, crackle, and pop. Rose: Every year some kid asks me which came first: the cereal or the physics.

#4459

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Feb. 27, 2013, 12:38 p.m.

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//In Study Hall before presenting for SRP Richard: Guess who still hasn't printed out his poster? This guy! Jason: How did you still get an A in SRP? Richard: I guess I was just too high...

#4465

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March 4, 2013, 6:09 p.m.

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//Mr. Bustillos is talking about the difference in cameras. Mr. Bustillos: You shouldn't use a CMAS for a shot like this because...well, they call it crushing the blacks. That's the term. But it feels really racist.

#4511

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April 15, 2013, 7:38 p.m.

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//During concert band Stephens: Willie, are you sure you have the timpani music? Or is it the tuba part? Willie: Oh... this says flute.

#4549

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June 7, 2013, 7:33 p.m.

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//M-E and Jade knock on the door to 325 while Pham is teaching a class Pham: You guy want pizza right? It raining too hard. //Entire class stares weirdly at M-E and Jade

#4573

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Sept. 6, 2013, 2:43 p.m.

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Jared Lichtman: So you just look at the tension and you see that it's just a recursive acceleration blob thing.

#4643

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Nov. 6, 2013, 2:43 a.m.

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Joel: Weast should be shot. Jacob: No, he should be promoted to Secretary of Education. And then shot.

#4970

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May 24, 2014, 5:07 p.m.

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//Grossman has brought up again why he won't add Forrest Gump to the cinematic analysis list Student: Can you add Frozen? Grossman: I took my kids to see that movie. It was scary. Student: What? Another Student: I haven't even seen it yet and it's not scary! Third Student: Can we watch it now? The [other class across the hall] was when we were taking a test! Grossman: No, but when you think about it, there's this crazy Swedish chick with ice powers. Tell me that's not scary. Student: Okay, first of all, she's Norwegian... //This went on for a good five minutes

#5172

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Sept. 7, 2014, 8:15 p.m.

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//Talking about importance of bacteria to health Ostrander: I wouldn't mind if you were to pick your nose in class and eat it. Class: Ewww! Ostrander: Listen, listen, it's science!