#779

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Oct. 29, 2009, 2:04 p.m.

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//To student who walked in late Whitacre: You're going to LC this course! How can you even do that? It's first period!...or at least you would, but I don't know how to do the attendance! See, this is what I hate about computers!

#801

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Nov. 4, 2009, 9:24 a.m.

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Burger: "You know that robot for the video? Khoa actually designed..." David: "Constructed and built it and now he's the leader of Chechnya"

#820

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Nov. 8, 2009, 2:21 p.m.

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Ravilious: In what faith did the Mongols believe? Students: (murmur) Ravilious: Monolianism? Mongolism? No. That's a new one.

#821

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Nov. 8, 2009, 2:23 p.m.

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//students are in the middle of a quiz during sixth period PA: Good morning Blazers, and welcome to Infoflow! Ravilious: Good morning students, welcome to my world. //several minutes later PA: ...okay, Blazers! Have a happy birthday Ms. Taylor day! Ravilious: Finally! So let's get back to our quiz-- PA: One more thing! *announcements continue for several more minutes*

#823

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Nov. 8, 2009, 2:25 p.m.

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Hinkle: As soon as I started explaining [the rational expectations model] in period seven, about ten kids were shouting "wait a minute, people are stupid!"

#844

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Nov. 13, 2009, 9:36 a.m.

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Whitacre: So I want your technology charts with this. Student 1: So should we staple them or something? Whitacre: You know what, just do this on the back of them. Student 2: But it's in my notes! Whitacre: You knew I would collect this eventually, you should have planned ahead! You should've saved paper and ink instead of needing to copy it all out again! Student 2: So you want us to copy it onto this assignment? Whitacre: Whatever. Just don't act stu - don't waste paper ever again!

#881

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Nov. 18, 2009, 6:04 p.m.

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Whitacre: See, I give reassessments, but I don't believe in them. I think they make you weak!

#883

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Nov. 18, 2009, 6:46 p.m.

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Ms. Cullen: You're going to have to start talking to strangers because they have the best candy.

#889

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Nov. 18, 2009, 7:40 p.m.

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Ms.Thomas: (on the explosion of a U.S. battleship) You can write whatever you want. Make me hate the Spaniards. Just, don't say they threw chickens on board and that there were bombs inside them and that's how the U.S.S. Maine exploded. No chicken bombs! Class: ?! Ms.Thomas: Just don't do it!

#921

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Nov. 23, 2009, 7:36 p.m.

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Rose: “I don’t exactly know what I’m talking about here, but somehow logarithms come into play.”